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jampa17
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 15:39 |
is there a short announce that said "don't hiring midget bikers" bellow that other sign...???
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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crimhead
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:12 |
crimhead wrote:
Why did the midget cross the road?
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To get to the chicken. ![Big smile Big smile](smileys/smiley4.gif) Wouldn't the midget be too short to cook at a restaurant?
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:14 |
Isn't that why he thought that he would be perfect as a short order cook?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:22 |
How short is a short order?
Examples:
a) Burger.
b) One hamburger.
c) Can I have . . . let's see . . . what should I have . . . I can't
really decide . . . maybe one of those hamburgers . . . are they any
good? . . . do you put onion in them? . . . can I have one without the
onion? . . . oh, and no ketchup! . . . do you put ketchup in them? . . .
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:23 |
Are you implying that it is the order that is short, and not the cook?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:24 |
Is that not the case?
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:27 |
Won't the midget be disappointed that being short is not a qualification for the job?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:28 |
Would you believe that fip promised to write a new story tonight but now he's nowhere to be found?
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:31 |
Is it possible that he requires deep seclusion in order to come up with his highly captivating new stories?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:33 |
Isn't it more likely that he's eating croque-monsieurs and not even thinking about the story?
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rushfan4
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:35 |
Are you like following him or something because I think that you might be right on the money with that one?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:38 |
Money, what money?! How much?
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CPicard
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 16:43 |
Which currency?
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crimhead
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Posted: February 24 2010 at 21:48 |
Does it matter?
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 25 2010 at 01:50 |
Is it danger money or easy money?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 25 2010 at 04:09 |
What if it's blood money?
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 25 2010 at 04:41 |
Then it should have a lot of white blood cells so that the money doesn't become liquid, or turn into current assets?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 25 2010 at 06:22 |
What if it turns into a white liquid?
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Moogtron III
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Posted: February 25 2010 at 06:39 |
Then your wallet should be bottle - shaped?
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 25 2010 at 06:40 |
Why - can't you see I have no money?
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