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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:33 |
Rule 29: wombats are vermin.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:34 |
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SaltyJon
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:35 |
Rule 29b: If you're bitten by Count Viktor Vompatti, you too can be a wombat!
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:36 |
Rule 29c: keep distance from wombats at all times.
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Slartibartfast
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Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Points: 29630
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:36 |
As The Quiet One jumped to rule #4, it would appear that rule #3 is that there is no rule #3.
Edited by Slartibartfast - February 22 2010 at 13:37
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:37 |
Rule four three - I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Edited by Dean - February 22 2010 at 13:38
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:38 |
Rule 3: There is no rule 3.
Edited by Vompatti - February 22 2010 at 13:38
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Dean
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Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:39 |
Rule 30: There will never be a Rule 6
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SaltyJon
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:42 |
Rule 31: Disregard Rule 30. Rule 6 will come with time.
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Dean
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Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout
Joined: May 13 2007
Location: Europe
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Points: 37575
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:44 |
Rule 32: Never, ever, ever, contradict an Admin, even in JFF
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SaltyJon
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:45 |
Rule 33: There is no Admin, only Zeuhl.
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 13:49 |
Rule 34: Zeuhl is dead (and has always smellt funny).
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:27 |
Rule 35: You do not talk about Prog Archives. If doubts, check rules one and two
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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CPicard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
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Points: 10841
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:28 |
Vompatti wrote:
Rule 34: Zeuhl is dead (and has always smellt funny).
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WRONG!!! The Rule 34 is the following one: If it exists, there's a Prog version of it. Non, mais. Tsss.
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:34 |
Rule 36: for every Dream Theater poll posted there will be another Porcupine Tree/Opeth thread posted with equal energy and in opposite direction...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Any Colour You Like
Prog Reviewer
Joined: May 15 2009
Status: Offline
Points: 12294
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:36 |
Rule 37: The more verbose your reply is, it will simply not beat a simple "NO UR WRONG" reply. Ever.
Rule 38: Everything needs more Cowbell Rule 38a: Except Merzbow Rule 38b: Merzbow videos must be posted in Muse threads.
Edited by Any Colour You Like - February 22 2010 at 14:36
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SaltyJon
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:37 |
Rule 39: Repetition of rule numbers is cause for rule number skipping so that when the rule numbers of the previous post are edited you don't need to edit yours.
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Slartibartfast
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Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Points: 29630
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:42 |
Ruehl #40
Edited by Slartibartfast - February 22 2010 at 14:42
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:43 |
Rule 41: any Coldplay reference in posts and Threads have to be answered by a Steven Wilson picture in which he's holding a piece of papers that says: "Coldplay are W**nkers". The omission of this response will cause the lock down of the topic by the admins.
Edited by jampa17 - February 22 2010 at 14:44
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
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Points: 28772
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Posted: February 22 2010 at 14:45 |
Rule 42: This is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Edited by SaltyJon - February 22 2010 at 14:45
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