The Self-Loathing Thread

Ah teenagers.





You're all losers and will all die as virgins, never having seen a real live pair of boobs, other than perhaps your cousin whom you paid to take off their shirt to see their tits. By the way, your cousin is a guy. A fat guy. You just really wanted to see boobs - hairy or not.

I can't believe I've missed this thread!

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I can't say I hate myself, I'm just disappointed with everything I do. I can't seem to achieve anything, and I've begun to doubt whether I should even try. Would anyone enjoy reading what I write? And more importantly, would anyone publish it? I'm so desperate I've even thought about getting a job. I just can't think of a job worth doing.

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I'm so alone. Some years ago I met my one true love. Although I sat next to her several times (I try to avoid saying meaningless things, so we spoke very little) I don't think she ever realized how I felt for her. The last time I saw her was more than a year ago and she said something about going to Germany. And now she's gone, just like that. (I try to imagine her in Berlin, partly because I like the way the word "Berlin" looks and sounds, partly because I like the Lou Reed album, and partly because I like the film Der Himmel über Berlin.) But to be honest I'm not even sure if she's in Germany. My life feels so empty. Every day is the same. Even so I still worry about the future, as if I was responsible for the whole of it.

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I can't think of anything to write here. Even some of the stuff above is only true because I wrote it. And I only wrote it because I like the way it looks and sounds. Some of it doesn't look or sound that good, but I wrote it anyway. Now I'm going to post it.

Vompatti wrote: OMG I FEEL SO EMBARASSED FOR WRITIN THAT! I WISH I HAD NEVER BEEN BORN.

Vompatti wrote: floydispink wrote: Vompatti wrote: OMG I FEEL SO EMBARASSED FOR WRITIN THAT! I WISH I HAD NEVER BEEN BORN. Does this classify as "whining"? No it doesn't, because I DO NOT WHINE!!!

^ Could it be that you've met Winona in real life but you didn't recognize her back then?

Am I the only one posting here? It makes me feel so pathetic. 

Are you Sylvia Plath ?

Vompatti wrote: No. I'm no one.