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Vompatti 
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 Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:03 |
Not really, because they are nothing but FILTHY LIES!!!  (Except the fact that I'm ugly, of course.)
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:08 |
 Vompatti wrote:
Not really, because they are nothing but FILTHY LIES!!! (Except the fact that I'm ugly, of course.)
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Which is why they do hate you, they only like pretty and cute rodents 
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:10 |
Wrong. They are incapable of hate.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:10 |
They are capable of hate against you though.
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The Runaway
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:13 |
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I am capable of telling you to shut up.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:14 |
I'm capable of ignoring that post.
*Ignores that post*
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:20 |
I'm capable of urinating on every single one of you. 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:24 |
You can't reach me, pathetic rodent!! 
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The Runaway
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:28 |
floydispink wrote:
I'm capable of ignoring that post.
*Ignores that post* |
If you ignored that post how come you made a whole post dedicated to it?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 08:35 |
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Because the wombat blackmailed me?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 17:06 |
SUPER UNCUT EDITION:
One tiem, Patti was eating some Peas and Yellow Wieners, when...
A cruel, midgetty biker made a cruel comment about the size of Vompatti's cranium.
Vompatti lost his mind. He was overcome with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! He grasped the dwarf by the throat and lifted him from atop his vehicular transport cycle:
And violently squeezed, causing the lad's body to explode into limbs and organs, all coated in raspberry Jam! The liquid squirted on Vompatti's face, filling him with a deep desire for more such jam.
At first, Vompatti was grief-stricken with the evilness of the deed he had commited.
But then he, the jam which landed upon his tongue reached his brain, causing an intense feeding frenzy!
Vompatti coated himself with the jam of his foe in a barbaric, instinct-driven way!
He then tossed a raging piss and, whilst doing so...
A biker ambushed him with a gun outside the window!
He fired at Vompatti!
...But Vompatti caught the bullet between his thumb and pinky 
Vompatti then got super-cranky and showed off his muscles:
The biker then told him how sexy he was, so they fell in love and rejoiced!
Vompatti fooled the biker into a butthole sniffing contest, at which point Vompatti farted in his mouth, making the biker vomit violently and embarrassing him!
END..1.1.1
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 17:11 |
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My hand looks funny when I catch the bullet.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 17:13 |
Thats because they are deformed from when you broke the midget biker's neck, you see?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 17:18 |
Oh how tragic! I love the ending, by the way. 
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progkidjoel
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 17:20 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 17:28 |
If you love me so much, why don't you sniff my butthole? 
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The Runaway
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Posted: January 11 2010 at 23:53 |
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 12 2010 at 04:06 |
Much better than the previous one Joel
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progkidjoel
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Posted: January 12 2010 at 04:38 |
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;D
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: January 12 2010 at 04:52 |
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^_^
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