Medico Phillip 'el' Dingo en casa - Progressive Rock Music Forum

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If yoy think Katya's not worth it, that's up to you, but trust me Vompatti, she rarely disappoints.........

It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

No, but you might be able to interest Katya in some edible body paints (for the money, of course)

It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

el dingo wrote:

CPicard wrote:

birdwithteeth11 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

Shocked

Dr. Dingo,

will Winona ever forgive me? Cry

I suspect not until you sacrifice some onions to her.

Onions? Wouldn't it be rather "minions"?

Or maybe..... Beavers?

Dear CPicard, I suspect you are delusional. What would Winona do with a dead beaver, sacrificial or not?

Huh... Impersonating Davy Crocket in her own particular style?

Anyway, I have a problem with one of my toenails: on the small toe of my left foot, a piece of the nail is split but not detached from the whole nail.
I've been waiting for the whole toenail to grow and, then, to "melt together", but each part had grown separately, so the "fusion" could not happen.
My father gave the following advice: to cut the toe off and to burn the wound, so it wouldn't get infected.

Is my father's advice a good one?

Look, what if you send Katya to me right now, and I'll pay when I get the money?

Dr. Dingo,

if you refuse to send Katya or anyone else to me, how can I ever meet the woman of my dreams?

(Every time I fall in love with someone non-fictional she walks away without even talking to me (or maybe talks to me about ten times and then moves to Germany making me feel like a complete idiot for not letting her know how I feel for her.) Cry

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Edited by Vompatti - December 27 2009 at 18:45

Vompatti wrote:

Dr. Dingo,

if you refuse to send Katya or anyone else to me, how can I ever meet the woman of my dreams?

(Every time I fall in love with someone non-fictional she walks away without even talking to me (or maybe talks to me about ten times and then moves to Germany making me feel like a complete idiot for not letting her know how I feel for her.) Cry

)

My Dear Vompatti, the answer is simple. You must unleash the BSWD within you. Be assertive.You cannot expect the (non-fictional) women of your dreams to sense your inner feelings towards them unless you express these feelings in absolutely finite terms. I've often found a cheery "Hi, howya doin'" often helps to start a conversation. It rarely leads to a size 39 stiletto boot to the groin.

If necessary, take inspiration from the great lovers of literature: Lord Byron, Casanova, ~~Sherlock Holmes~~, Sir Lancelot and/or Galahad. Do not, Vompatti, be afraid to plight your troth. Go out on a limb, take a chance. If nine slaps across the face with a Bismarck Herring nets one lover for life, surely those slaps will in time become a source of amusement to your inner self.

If this doesn't work, refrain from public urination for a while, score some decent threads and take Dr Dingo's patent anti-halitosis capsules ($99.50 direct from the surgery

) at regular intervals.

PS Katya says she loves the new avatar

(by carrier pigeon on her way to liaise with BirdyBoy11)

It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

Originally posted by Any Colour You Like

Any Colour You Like wrote:

What the hell is happening in here?

What kind of medical question is that?

It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

Go on then!!! I don't care!!! (I might if I knew what you were on about

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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

I think the new title is quite appropriate. Approve

Hmm, hehe