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    Posted: November 29 2009 at 17:19
For all your psychological, physical, musical and potential problems, el dingo is here to help.

(Solicited on behalf of el dingo, by ACYL)


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Dr. Dingo, I've got a question.

Towmorror I need to get up at 6 o'clock, which is 5 and a half hour from now. Should I go to bed or should I keep lurking the forums for a while?
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By the way you wrongly spelled 'tomorrow' you are too tired for the forums and should immediately go to bed. With a glass of warm milk and a cookie. And no NUTS mag for you tonight.
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Thatnk you Dr. Dingo. I am idneed too tirde to spel words corect and I suppose goign to bed is not a bda idae att al. 
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I think el dingo is WRONG. I think you should try to watch a Dario Argento movie until you're too tired to keep your eyes open.
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Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Thatnk you Dr. Dingo. I am idneed too tirde to spel words corect and I suppose goign to bed is not a bda idae att al. 
 
 
Unlike starting threads for people behind their backs. (I'll do it if anyone's mental enough to ask me any questions, but if they don't I won't be surprised or disappointedLOL)
 
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vopmatti, are you a doctre or not? Don't doubt Dr digno's help!
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I think el dingo is WRONG. I think you should try to watch a Dario Argento movie until you're too tired to keep your eyes open.
 
Me Doctor You Patient. Butt outTongue
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How can you say that to a mentally unstable patient?
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Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Vopmatti, are you a doctre or not? Don't doubt Dr digno's help!
 
Thank you patient FiP. I am not here merely as a doctor, my advice spans all (non technical) problems. A furry patient of mine, who seemingly challenges my credentials wrote very recently:
 
(I'm still not sure how I should approach her. What should I say? I'll have to think it over - until it's too late. Cry)
 
Dr Dingo replies: "Walk up to her with a Sartre under one arm and "Lesbian Lust" under the other. If she asks you which Sartre it is, you know automatically she is straight, which gives you a really good starting point - she is interested in men - and that includes youTongue
 
If you spend more than 30 seconds discussing literature, philosophy or a combination of the two you, Vompatti, are IN. You can both talk intellectually for as long as you wish before dragging your relationship down to the level of the boudoir.
 
If she does not indulge in such a conversation, feel free to speak as any man would to a woman. If it's wet, say: It's raining, shall we go somewhere dry for a drink? At this point you can astound her with your knowledge of coffee. If it's dry ask her to go swimming and talk about all things aquatic. Then the point at which you ask her back to your apartment to dry her hair is up to you.
 
(If you don't have "Lesbian Lust", Any Colour You Like says you can borrow his).
 
I hope this helps.
 
 


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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

How can you say that to a mentally unstable patient?
 
I had to say that as a holding statement until I could prepare the detailed diagnosis (above)
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Originally posted by el dingo el dingo wrote:

Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Thatnk you Dr. Dingo. I am idneed too tirde to spel words corect and I suppose goign to bed is not a bda idae att al. 
 
 
Unlike starting threads for people behind their backs. (I'll do it if anyone's mental enough to ask me any questions, but if they don't I won't be surprised or disappointedLOL)
 


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SURGERY CLOSED UNTIL 0530 TOMORROW (please feel free to leave questions on the "answerphone")
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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While I'd prefer to ask Dr. Science http://www.suiteinspiration.com/, what exaclty is a pair of dingo's kidneys worth?



Edited by Slartibartfast - November 29 2009 at 18:02
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

While I'd prefer to ask Dr. Science http://www.suiteinspiration.com/, what exaclty is a pair of dingo's kidneys worth?

 
What about Bill Nye Science guy?
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

While I'd prefer to ask Dr. Science http://www.suiteinspiration.com/, what exaclty is a pair of dingo's kidneys worth?

 
They have no commercial value at all. However, to most dingos, they are totally beyond value (especially as a pair)
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Dr Dingo, what should I do about my gambling problem?
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What exactly is the nature of the problem? Are you having trouble placing bets 'cos you're underage? I assume you are, so if you don't want your folks to find out, ask a friend with a brother who's old enough to put the bets on for you.
 
If you find yourself developing white fur and your nose starts to twitch, this means you are on the way to developing wombattitus gamblicus, which means not only will you lose all the time you place a bet but you will start reading strange books that no-one else understands. Stop young man stop - before it is too late.
 
I hope this helps (but I wouldn't bet on it).
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Start betting your albums, you'll realize their value more than the value of money and you will soon stop.
if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

While I'd prefer to ask Dr. Science http://www.suiteinspiration.com/, what exaclty is a pair of dingo's kidneys worth?

 
What about Bill Nye Science guy?
 
 
Charlatan. Phoney. Quack.
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