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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:30
Jampa jumps on santa and all faces look the other way.Tongue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 13:36
Did this fight start over a woman or a sports team?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 13:38
No, it started because of Freeblower having an itchy nose.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:41
If people would use nose spray there would be less wars in the world.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:47
You're right... we are a bunch of selfish people with itchy noses. The leprechauns eat Moogtron's arms and legs though.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:52
I'm using the medical box (see Wim Gijsen's science fiction novel Rissan) so that my arms and legs immediately grow back again (it is a good novel though the medical box is a bit corny, I admit).

I speak official Leprechaun to the leprechauns and they suck  the glands out of floydispink. They like haute cuisine.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:55
I am dead, but my spirit still floats somewhere in the bar.

I drive Moogtron insane by haunting his head and he jumps of the roof of the bar and splats into a million pieces that are eaten by random people that are passing by.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:02
I scream, because I am confused. And I am a...
 
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Dung beetl-
 
AGH ITS A GHOST
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:03
Suddenly a bunch of senior ladies make their way to Conor...

Edited by floydispink - November 18 2009 at 15:03
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:04
NO THEY DONT!
 
Conor, engulfed by fear decides to run along the ceiling.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:06
The ceiling tuns out to be a black hole. Conor gets absorbed and after 2:12 minutes spit out again. He now looks like a wombat, however.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:08

Conor starts getting his identity mistaken.

"For the last *%$)(*#%$ time! I am NOT Vompatti!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:09
He now looks identical to Vompatti though, though the senior ladies recognize the real Conor immediately. The start kissing  and licking him.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:12
The senior ladies also fall into the black hole, and 1 minute and 12 seconds later they reemerge, except they are all 50 years younger and hot.
 
Conor is a happy wombat.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:13
The girls undress in front of wombat Conor. They seem to have male genitals though, and Conor feels a bit uncomfortable here.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:14
Conor the wombat pushes the girls back into the black hole.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:16
...and he gets swallowed in it himself too. He comes out again after 3:4765009 minutes, now in the form of a senior woman with penises all over her body.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:17
Conor gets a broken wine bottle and goes through the arduous process of cutting all of the penises off with a dull glass edge.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:19
While doing that a landslide falls on top of his head.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:20
Crap...!!! better stay away from the ceiling...!!!
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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