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The Sleepwalker 
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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 Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:30 |
Jampa jumps on santa and all faces look the other way. 
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crimhead
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Joined: October 10 2006
Location: Missouri
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Points: 19236
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 13:36 |
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Did this fight start over a woman or a sports team?
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The Sleepwalker
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 13:38 |
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No, it started because of Freeblower having an itchy nose.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:41 |
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If people would use nose spray there would be less wars in the world.
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The Sleepwalker
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Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:47 |
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You're right... we are a bunch of selfish people with itchy noses. The leprechauns eat Moogtron's arms and legs though.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:52 |
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I'm using the medical box (see Wim Gijsen's science fiction novel Rissan) so that my arms and legs immediately grow back again (it is a good novel though the medical box is a bit corny, I admit).
I speak official Leprechaun to the leprechauns and they suck the glands out of floydispink. They like haute cuisine.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 14:55 |
I am dead, but my spirit still floats somewhere in the bar.
I drive Moogtron insane by haunting his head and he jumps of the roof of the bar and splats into a million pieces that are eaten by random people that are passing by.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:02 |
I scream, because I am confused. And I am a...
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Dung beetl-
AGH ITS A GHOST
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:03 |
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Suddenly a bunch of senior ladies make their way to Conor...
Edited by floydispink - November 18 2009 at 15:03
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:04 |
NO THEY DONT!
Conor, engulfed by fear decides to run along the ceiling.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:06 |
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The ceiling tuns out to be a black hole. Conor gets absorbed and after 2:12 minutes spit out again. He now looks like a wombat, however.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:08 |
Conor starts getting his identity mistaken.
"For the last *%$)(*#%$ time! I am NOT Vompatti!"
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:09 |
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He now looks identical to Vompatti though, though the senior ladies recognize the real Conor immediately. The start kissing and licking him.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:12 |
The senior ladies also fall into the black hole, and 1 minute and 12 seconds later they reemerge, except they are all 50 years younger and hot.
Conor is a happy wombat.
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The Sleepwalker
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Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:13 |
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The girls undress in front of wombat Conor. They seem to have male genitals though, and Conor feels a bit uncomfortable here.
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Conor Fynes
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Location: Vancouver, CA
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:14 |
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Conor the wombat pushes the girls back into the black hole.
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The Sleepwalker
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:16 |
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...and he gets swallowed in it himself too. He comes out again after 3:4765009 minutes, now in the form of a senior woman with penises all over her body.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Points: 3196
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:17 |
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Conor gets a broken wine bottle and goes through the arduous process of cutting all of the penises off with a dull glass edge.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:19 |
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While doing that a landslide falls on top of his head.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 15:20 |
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Crap...!!! better stay away from the ceiling...!!!
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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