Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*

I am pretty drunk after this long night in the bar. I vomit over Vompatti's feet.

I refuse.

I ignore Vompatti's agressive attacks as I'm to drunk to feel any pain. I find a magical wand and turn Vompatti into a clown.

I take the broomstick and the floorcloth and began cleaning all this mess. Of course, I hit the people with my Broomstick of Doom and the Floorcloth of Magna Bleach.

I take a sip from my beer, and immediately I feel like Asterix and want to sock some Romans on the jaw.

When I look around me, though, I see no Romans, but just a beer - fearing Canadian, a French scientist, an Atlantean marsupial and a Dutchman called Pink.

I only looked around, I didn't look down  Yes, when I look down I see an Australian kid with progressive tastes. Could you bring me back my piano? After I flatted some enemies it kept on rolling towards the toilet. 

I kick Conor Fynes in the crotch and shove a jar of vomit down his mouth.

I smash a chair upon Freeblower's head to underline floydispink's words, saying: "Have you heard what he said? No violence!"

I grab Freeblowers tongue and say "Have you what Moogtron and I told you? NO VIOLENCE!". I let Freeblower go and enjoy Moogtron's piano playing.

Hips... Who's drunk here? And why does the pee -ano  sudderly have... hips... 176 keys instead of 88? Let's sing ... hips.. a song cold Old Bloke Joe.