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   A topic being neglected for four whole days smells like the bananas with dark brown polka dot patterns lying in my kitchen.

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Abyssal Sheep Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Newbie Joined: August 31 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 35	Posted: November 01 2009 at 13:24
	A topic being neglected for four whole days smells like the bananas with dark brown polka dot patterns lying in my kitchen.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: November 01 2009 at 16:14
	The bananas with dark brown polka dot patterns lying in my kitchen smells of something that can only be made better by throwing it in a blender full of ice and rum.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 03 2009 at 10:38
	Something that can only be made better by throwing it in a blender full of ice and rum smells like cheap Estonian chocolate with berries and raisins in it.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: November 03 2009 at 12:36
	Cheap Estonian chocolate with berries and raisins in it smells of something that any child would like to get on Halloween rather than something healthy.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 04 2009 at 13:42
	Something that any child would like to get on Halloween rather than something healthy smells like kids losing all of their teeth in just a single evening/night.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:02
	Kids losing all of their teeth in just a single evening/night smells like a series of illegal boxing events.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:11
	A series of illegal boxing events smells of a plot twist that seriously went wrong in the latest Winnie the Pooh childrens book.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 05 2009 at 06:33
	A plot twist that seriously went wrong in the latest Winnie the Pooh childrens book smells like a gang of badgers smuggling hard drugs in honey pots, one of which ends up in Pooh's hands triggering a series of events full of bloodshed and terror.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: November 06 2009 at 01:17
	A gang of badgers smuggling hard drugs in honey pots, one of which ends up in Pooh's hands triggering a series of events full of bloodshed and terror smells of a typical cartoon show on Adult Swim.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: November 09 2009 at 00:14
	A typical cartoon show on Adult Swim smells like one US programme not available in England but probably features the cast of Baywatch indulging in questionable activities with dolphins
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 09 2009 at 03:06
	I ban el dingo because David Hasselhoff would never activate anything questionable with dolphins.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 09 2009 at 04:51
	I ban el dingo because David Hasselhoff would never activate anything questionable with dolphins smells like a wombat that is lost between the many threads in the just for fun section of a progressive rock website.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 09 2009 at 04:55
	A wombat that is lost between the many threads in the just for fun section of a progressive rock website smells like a wombat that is trying to write a paper about the spatial problems of backwards time travel while posting here and thinking about whether he should make some coffee before or after taking yet another bath with William Burroughs.

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:09
	A wombat that is trying to write a paper about the spatial problems of backwards time travel while posting here and thinking about whether he should make some coffee before or after taking yet another bath with William Burroughs smells like a mammal bathing with the corpse of a novelist, which smells very much like aquatic necrophilia.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:15
	A mammal bathing with the corpse of a novelist, which smells very much like aquatic necrophilia smells like I wonder if the corpse would fall apart in the bathtub. Edited by Vompatti - November 09 2009 at 05:15

The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:21
	I wonder if the corpse would fall apart in the bathtub smells like a very cruel form of necrophilia, in which the different parts of the corpse can be used at the same time, without the necrophile being limited by the capability of the corpse as one piece.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:27
	A very cruel form of necrophilia, in which the different parts of the corpse can be used at the same time, without the necrophile being limited by the capability of the corpse as one piece smells like I can even combine corpses of different novelists and make a Jane Austen with Charles Bukowski's rear end, for example.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:35
	I can even combine corpses of different novelists and make a Jane Austen with Charles Bukowski's rear end, for example smells like an overly long sentence which leads to nothing hilarious, clever or worth reading


The Sleepwalker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:38
	An overly long sentence which leads to nothing hilarious, clever or worth reading smells like the progressive kid not understanding how much this aquatic necrophilia effects the mammal's life.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: November 09 2009 at 05:45
	The progressive kid not understanding how much this aquatic necrophilia effects the mammal's life smells like it's not that big a deal, really.