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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 02:12
Despite the fact we're all pretty much well balanced mature individuals with intelligent opinions & urbane attitudes toward life in general, is there genuinely one of us who would not use a fully charged tazer on the unprotected genitalia of one Nick Griffin?

Repeatedly?

Whilst laughing?

And filming the incidents for later upload to YouTube?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 02:15
Aaaaanyway - very impressed with the gardening exploits of my fellow Sheddites (or should that be Gazeboids?); intend to hit the garden this weekend (been away the last couple) to bring it back from its autumnal carpet...

...that's the one thing about having a garden overlooked by large broadleaf trees; they look great in spring & summer, but come autumn, it's dead leaf frenzy.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 03:03
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Despite the fact we're all pretty much well balanced mature individuals with intelligent opinions & urbane attitudes toward life in general, is there genuinely one of us who would not use a fully charged tazer on the unprotected genitalia of one Nick Griffin?

Repeatedly?

Whilst laughing?

And filming the incidents for later upload to YouTube?
One would have thought that by now after 800 years since the signing of the Magna Carta that launched Britain on a path of democracy, that we would be open an tolerant to the views of others no matter how extreme and abhorrent to our own morals, ideals and definitions of decency, that using our own judgement to assess and weigh the relativistic merits of the argument and defeat them individually with sound reasoning and constructed debate as opposed to criticising the man for his opinions with little regard for the circumstances of upbringing, lack of moral decency or mental imbalance that brought him to such outmoded and xenophobic conclusions. Bearing all this in mind and after much consideration I feel compelled to stand firm on this matter and state categorically that the only way to deal with people like Griffin is to tazer their goolies in such a humorous and frequent manner and make the ensuing video available to all.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 03:23
Thursday night's Question time should be....interesting Wink
 
"Home Secretary Alan Johnson defends his decision not to appear on the same Question Time panel as BNP leader Nick Griffin. But the Tory Shadow Immigration minister Damian Green says debate is the best way to face the party"
  
 *whistles "high noon" or something like that..*
 
 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 03:25
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...or as many times you would like to tazer the git!...Can I say git?...Oops! There I go again.

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 09:18
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As many times as you like Lee and in that particular context, I admire your restraint.
 
This weekend Mrs Dingo 'n me resurrected the ancient art of bread making - no machines, just a handmixer with dough hooks, water, yeast and all that sort of thing. It was bloody fantastic to eat and we really enjoyed the experience (slightEmbarrassed as I made a bit of a fuss about it beforehand). Then went chestnutting and ate the little swines straight from the chimenea - yum!
 
PS count me in for tazer duties.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2009 at 10:30
Originally posted by el dingo el dingo wrote:

This weekend Mrs Dingo 'n me resurrected the ancient art of bread making - no machines, just a handmixer with dough hooks, water, yeast and all that sort of thing.


Afore the purchase of a breadmaker I used to do the whole thing by hand; great way of taking out the day's angst on an inanimate, insensate mass (can live yeast be described as inanimate? )...

Hmmm

...taking the day's angst out on an inanimate, insensate mass?

Back to the tazer-Nick-Griffin-genitalia-interface again

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 01:56
Just out of interest: Is not our suggested tasering of Mr Griffin's parts because of our disagreement with his beliefs not, at the base level, the same as his exclusion of people foreign to him because he disagrees with their views or way of life?  We may argue that our morals are better than his but that's just our opinion.
I don't at all agree with Mr Griffin's beliefs but do tend to agree with Damien Green.  Free speech must mean free speech and we can make up our own minds as to whether the speaker requires electro-genital torture.  People banning what they think you might not want to hear is a bit too Orwellian for my liking.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 02:18
^ okay - we'll zap him after we've listened to him. Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 02:28
Whilst I appreciate that which Mr Carr has stated in his address vis a vis the sanctity of free speech within the diverse political arena allowed in a democratic society, is it not also incumbent upon those wishing to keep such a democracy viable to temper such extreme views as those put forward by Nick Griffin by means of the application of high levels of electricity into, around and indeed (if possible) within his genital region, such a process to be heretofore known as 'boiling his man vegetables'.

I would also reiterate that which I stated earlier, ie such practice should be accompanied by laughter...

...like this...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 04:54
i'm pleased we're laughing at Griffin like we should be, but i'm very sad the BNP are using Winston Churchill to spread their fascist propaganda, it is ironic that they choose Churchill,  who led our country to victory against two of the most notorious  fascists in history... 
 
Incidentally there were many collaborators and Nazi sympathisers in Britain in the 30's, including people in the Government and the Royal family...some politicians lobbied to surrender to Hitler and avoid a war, Churchill stuck out against this and the rest is history, though as we now know now Edward VIII was being groomed by Hitler as a collaborator - my theory is that British intelligence ordered  him to abdicate over this in 1936, then they packed him off to France.   The Wallis Simpson story was just a cover- up, as any monarch or 1st in line to the throne have always been allowed to marry anybody including divorcee, or even a Catholic ...look at Charles and Camilla.Confused
 
 
Mosely was driven out of Devon and other counties by protesters weilding pitchforks, is the tazer to be used as the 21st century equivalent? LOL
 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 06:07
Meanwhile at the BBC, anticipation runs high at the imminent arrival of Nick Griffin:



Not realizing that Mr Griffin has double booked his diary and is currently entered in the Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition at Butlins in Skegness:


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 11:56
Enough of al this fairness of mind and nobility of thought - put him to the taser right quick, says IBig smile 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 12:19
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:




4th from left - 'I didn't realise that we would be here this long...Ahhh! That's better...'

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 12:21
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You, Sir, revel in the humour of the gutterLOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2009 at 12:26
Originally posted by el dingo el dingo wrote:

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You, Sir, revel in the humour of the gutterLOL




Why thank you,sir.I do try to look at the stars every now and then but most of the time I'm seeing stars.

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2009 at 01:49
Just as long as you haven't got stars in your eyes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2009 at 02:16
Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:




4th from left - 'I didn't realise that we would be here this long...Ahhh! That's better...'




Far right (no pun intended) damned urinal splashback, lucky I brought a hanky.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2009 at 03:11
Stressful day ahead - Vicky finds out at 11:00 whether Stevenage Land Registry is one of the ones to be closed ahead of privatisation in Gordon Brown's car boot sale of our belongings...

...wish us well...

As reported on Times Online

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2009 at 04:19
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Stressful day ahead - Vicky finds out at 11:00 whether Stevenage Land Registry is one of the ones to be closed ahead of privatisation in Gordon Brown's car boot sale of our belongings...

...wish us well...

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