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The Block 
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 Posted: October 18 2009 at 19:43 |
The roasted chicken of life being baked smells like... roses
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 Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
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crimhead
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Posted: October 18 2009 at 21:03 |
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Roses smell of a man trying to make up with his wife after she catches him flirting with the college girl behind the counter at Starbucks.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 02:54 |
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A man trying to make up with his wife after she catches him flirting with the college girl behind the counter at Starbucks smells like barbie dolls in a campfire, melting to become little heaps of hazardously hot and toxic plastic.
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crimhead
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 11:11 |
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Barbie dolls in a campfire, melting to become little heaps of hazardously hot and toxic plastic smells of something that bored children do during a boy scout campout.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 11:24 |
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Something that bored children do during a boy scout
campout smells like table tennis, swimming, grilling, mosquito hunting
and perverse acts of a sexual nature.
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crimhead
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 11:35 |
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Table tennis, swimming, grilling, mosquito hunting
and perverse acts of a sexual nature smells of something that an obsessive fan of Winona would do.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 11:37 |
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Table tennis, swimming, grilling, mosquito hunting and perverse acts of a sexual nature something that an obsessive fan of Winona would do smells like a barbarian tribe in the sewers of London.
Edited by floydispink - October 19 2009 at 11:37
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crimhead
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 11:40 |
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A barbarian tribe in the sewers of London.smells of another play from Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 11:43 |
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Another play from Andrew Lloyd Webber smells like Pink Floyd, though nowhere as delicious as that band at all.
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crimhead
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 13:52 |
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Pink Floyd, though nowhere as delicious as that band at all smells of the dungeon below the pawn shop in Pulp Fiction.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 19 2009 at 13:55 |
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The dungeon below the pawn shop in Pulp Fiction smells like a very mature version of The Phantom Of The Opera.
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el dingo
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 12:23 |
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A very mature version of The Phantom of the Opera smells of Esmerelda wearing a knitted twinset, haircurlers, sensible shoes and Vompatti's orange beany hat
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 12:44 |
^ I may wear ladies' lingerie, but I would never wear an orange beany hat. 
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crimhead
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 12:58 |
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Esmerelda wearing a knitted twinset, haircurlers, sensible shoes and Vompatti's orange beany hat smells of a bargain find at your local thrift store on the second tuesday of the month.
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el dingo
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 12:58 |
 Vompatti wrote:
^ I may wear ladies' lingerie, but I would never wear an orange beany hat. |
... smells like a guy who would wear any colour beany hat Winona asked him to
A bargain find at your local thrift store on the second tuesday of the month smells like paying one whole dollar for an autographed picture of Sarah Palin
Edited by el dingo - October 20 2009 at 13:01
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 13:05 |
el dingo wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
^ I may wear ladies' lingerie, but I would never wear an orange beany hat. |
... smells like a guy who would wear any colour beany hat Winona asked him to |
...smells true. But I don't think Winona would ever ask me to wear a beany hat.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 13:17 |
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Paying one whole dollar for an autographed picture of Sarah Palin smells like a limited edition CD of Miley Cyrus for two marbles and a candy bar.
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crimhead
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 13:49 |
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A limited edition CD of Miley Cyrus for two marbles and a candy bar smells like someone paid far too much for it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: October 20 2009 at 18:44 |
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Someone paid far too much for it smells like a brand new Korean electric appliance that lasts for three years max.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: October 21 2009 at 02:30 |
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A brand new Korean electric appliance that lasts for three years max smells like the menace that's called globalization.
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