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Points: 1719 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2009 at 17:59
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Kittens? What kittens? I can't see what you mean. Confused

I'd hate to be the one to point out how witty a response this was, but since no one else seems to have gotten it . . . Cool
They're, um, "walking the walk", Vompatti. But I'll give you credit anyway. Especially clever was the use of the "shades" emoticon. . .
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2009 at 18:23
^ Thanks. Now I know at least someone is giving me the recognition I deserve. Smile
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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2009 at 02:20
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Wait a minute - I offered to explain it, so I must have got it too!  Why do you think you see so many young single guys at the opticians fer chrissake?
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2009 at 03:03
^ I don't see how that explains the kittens.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2009 at 03:56
^ if you type "god kills a kitten" into google the explanation will be forth coming.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2009 at 04:38
^ Good Lord! Shocked

I wonder how many cats I have to breed to make up for what I've done? Ermm
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Points: 1719 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2009 at 11:39
Does some other small, defenseless mammal drop dead if you're the recipient of a hand job?
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Help me I'm falling!
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Originally posted by Bitterblogger Bitterblogger wrote:

Does some other small, defenseless mammal drop dead if you're the recipient of a hand job?


No but you may get a rash



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Points: 1719 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 25 2009 at 14:06
Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

Originally posted by Bitterblogger Bitterblogger wrote:

Does some other small, defenseless mammal drop dead if you're the recipient of a hand job?


No but you may get a rash
 Which? The recipient, or the "agent"? Do gloves help?
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Points: 24598 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 25 2009 at 14:17
Originally posted by Bitterblogger Bitterblogger wrote:

Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

Originally posted by Bitterblogger Bitterblogger wrote:

Does some other small, defenseless mammal drop dead if you're the recipient of a hand job?


No but you may get a rash
 Which? The recipient, or the "agent"? Do gloves help?

Depends on the person. Wink
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Originally posted by akamaisondufromage akamaisondufromage wrote:



Add that to the list then, crimes of genocide - Phil Collins
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If a kitten masturbates, does God kill a human?
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Points: 2078 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2009 at 10:43
hmmm good point ^



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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2009 at 11:56
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

If a kitten masturbates, does God kill a human?


No, that wouldn't be fair now would it, they can lick their own genitals, we can't.
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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2009 at 12:00
Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

If a kitten masturbates, does God kill a human?


No, that wouldn't be fair now would it, they can lick their own genitals, we can't.
perhaps if you ask them nicely...
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2009 at 12:04
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

If a kitten masturbates, does God kill a human?


No, that wouldn't be fair now would it, they can lick their own genitals, we can't.
perhaps if you ask them nicely...


LOLLOLLOL I just pray Raff doesn't visit this thread....
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