Smells Like... What?

The prolonged anxiety, fear of failing, self-hatred, unwashed feet, immobile air and bright colourful objects reminding of the evanescence of life like grapes in a still life painting smells like the new Monday night lineup on Fox.

The crystallized consequences of the properties of the organ Kundabuffer smells of the lyrics of the Smith's single 'Panic'.

Vompatti wrote: The lyrics of the Smith's single 'Panic' smells like a brief summary of the present state of my mind.

Do you wish to 'Hang the DJ'?

A brief summary of the present state of my mind smells of all the pharmaceuticles that are being thrust upon us daily though ads and doctors office visits.

Something not to be placed in the studio where the band Gong are recording some exceptionally groovy music smells like a rabid dog.

Something that would probably not inspire Didier Malherbe to hit his usual dizzy heights on the saxophone smells of a first round contestant on American Idol.

 , .  and severely effing smells like, to borrow from the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, "a used diaper filled with Indian food."

The sort of things you'd try and eat after 26 Michelobs and half a bottle of JD smells of the gutter under the overpass that all the Fall Out Boy fanboys hang out at discussing all things that are Fall Out Boy.

A gang of misunderstood dragons who are just trying to be cool and sacrifice their true dreams in pursuit of being something that their mother wants smells of a weekly meeting of a Dungeons and Dragons group in Billy Simpsons basement that will never know what a women's genitalia looks like let alone ever come in contact with one.

Pathos nevertheless to be given credit at least for not contributing to overpopulation smells of something that neither China or India will ever be guilty of.