Smells Like... What?

The armpits of a working class Briton smells like a French cheese.

Space aliens that come to earth and change everyone into Scotsmen so that they can win the championship at Wimbledon smells like the natural parents of Andy Murray 

The natural parents of Andy Murray smells of cottage cheese,old gym socks,preparation H and adult diapers that have not been changed in a fortnight.(Not that I would know any of this.)

The bedroom of one of Vompatti's literary heroines smells of Cotton candy.My little pony stickers,Sanrio catalogs and baby powder.

The lair of a rather effeminate ogre smells of the plot for Shrek 4.

Donkeys, lots of green things big and small and the key to making megabucks at the Cinema in a reasonably amusing manner smells of another Hollywood attempt to get people back into the theaters to watch mildly amusing filmfare.

Disney Studios churning out yet another heartwarmer for the general public to lap up smells of millions upon millions of dollars to be made for the corporation.

Happiness in small, papery sheets smells like an exhausted gerbil sleeping in its cage after a long scratch

A bunch of hamsters doing aerobics and cocaine in order to make a tribute to the 80's Age of Self smells like something that would come out of a puppy mill that's located next to a Meth lab in SW Missouri.

The dish of the day at a British employee canteen smells of Bacon,eggs,sausage and Spam with Bacon,eggs and sausage.