Good jokes!

Cause there ain't no good jokes here, y'all....

I don't remember whp, but someone said on page 2 of the bad jokes thread, that he needed a good jokes thread, which was yet to exist. And I will sue you if you don't tell me any good joel jokes.

From Monk:

Monk: You don't say funny things.
Natalie: Sure we do.
Monk: Say something funny.
Natalie: Well, I can't just say funny off the top of my head.
Monk: Cathy Cooper could.
Natalie: Well, she had writers. Okay, wait wait. I got one. "Knock knock."
Monk: That's not funny.

Off topic: Blowin free, did you notice if you switch the letters in your name around you get Flowin Bree, which still relates to the Lord of the Rings?

Blowin Free wrote: Bree is not LotR

.....

Bree is a town in LotR...

JJLehto wrote: OK! I know this joke called the Aristocrats......

why aren't I laughing JJ?


WHY AREN'T I LAUGHING?!

Man, the only truly good joke was taken down.

And that's the saddest joke of all :(

Johnny is an eight year old kid. One day in class he writes a note and passes it to his friend.
But the teacher sees the note and takes it. She reads it.
The teacher is horrified! She says:

Johnny! This is most disturbing thing I have ever seen! The principal has to see this!
So she gives the note to the principal. The principal then said: OH MY GOD! This is the worst thing I have ever seen! The superintendent must see read this. So the principal then gave it to the superintendent.

The superintendent read the note and said: This is terrible! I have never read such a terrible thing before in my life! I can not believe this, the President has to see this! So he gave the note to the President. The President then read and note and said: Horrifying! I can't believe a young boy could write such a terrible thing! God has to read this...

So he gave the note to God. After God read the note he yelled out in disgust: WOW!  This is worst thing I have ever seen. I can not believe a little boy wrote this!  I have to give this to Satan.
So God gave the note to Satan. He read it, then cried out: I have never seen anything this terrible in my life!

So he threw the note in the fire.

JJLehto wrote: A man walks into a bar. His family is torn apart by his alcohol dependence.

That's a good one

What's brown and sticky?




















































































A stick hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg
Doctor: Yes, it's a pretty severe break. You will never walk again properly


Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Police....we're here to tell you your husband has been killed in a tragic automobile accident


What do you call a cat with no tail?

A Manx Cat



What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

Their names.



What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A jew is a person of religious faith while a pizza is simply an item of food.



And Englishman, Irishman, and a Scot all walk into a bar.

They had a very nice night.



What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


Where's my tractor?




What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot