Smells Like... What?

revolution, cigarillos de Hoya y bolsas de sucre smells like a suck wandering the streets after dark

A drunken homeless bum searching the gutters for any cigarette butts that he can find smells just like barbecued roadkill smeared with raw hotdog mince.

any roadie from a Southern boogie band smells like Godzilla's mentally challenged twin brother, Robby, who is amazingly talented at chess.

Rubber and latex from the effects studio of the Tokyo suburb from which he was made smells like a miraculous auction find for someone who's into that kind of stuff.

A weekend in a damp dusty basements looking for all of your childhood memories before they are thrown out with yesterdays trash smells like Christmas Day in The Priory

Yorkshire pudding,Haggis and stale milk smells like... Northern England

Wet grass smells like what Vompatti's losing horses run on when it's been raining

Shattered dreams, empty wallet and the last remains of my human dignity smells like what's left when you've bought a Dream Theater album

Unbearable shame and disappointment smells like the only one I bought: Train of Thought

Someone who might have a fortune on their hands when they destroy all the remaining copies only to find that they want it in the future smells like that'll be the time the CD next emerges from wherever I've put it