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   A weekend at the Playboy mansion smells like a summer camp for atheists with unusually large breasts.

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 09 2009 at 15:56
	A weekend at the Playboy mansion smells like a summer camp for atheists with unusually large breasts.

The Mother Squid Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 11 2009 Location: Atlantis Status: Offline Points: 684	Posted: August 09 2009 at 17:24
	A summer camp for atheists with unusually large breasts smells like fat camp.

AnchovyRun Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 10 2009 Location: Atlantis Status: Offline Points: 437	Posted: August 09 2009 at 18:16
	Fat camp smells like Mickey Mouse's BBQ, Breakfast, and Grill
	<>< The Anchovy Run ><> ------------------------------ Caravaning For Your Convenience

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: August 09 2009 at 19:57
	Mickey Mouse's BBQ, Breakfast, and Grill smells like an overpriced,underportioned,kid friendly restaurant at Disneyland.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: August 10 2009 at 18:32
	An overpriced,underportioned,kid friendly restaurant at Disneyland smells like Anchovy Run's unauthorised collection of Wombat and Dingo Pelts and Squid Suckers
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: August 10 2009 at 19:40
	Anchovy Run's unauthorised collection of Wombat and Dingo Pelts and Squid Suckers smells of something that a dumpster diver would find behind the Tijuana Zoo.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: August 11 2009 at 01:43
	Something that a Dumpster Driver would find behind the Tijuana zoo smells like a dead man wearing a Slipknot T-shirt


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 11 2009 at 01:48
	A dead man wearing a Slipknot T-shirt smells like broken eggs in a dumpster behind the supermarket.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: August 11 2009 at 01:50
	Broken eggs under a dumpster in a supermarket smells like a mixture of the new smell of a can of Tennis Balls and KFC.


el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: August 11 2009 at 04:54
	A mixture of the new smell of a can of Tennis Balls and KFC smells like something Progkidjoel left out in the rain on a very dark night
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: August 11 2009 at 05:41
	Something I left out in the rain on a very dark night smells like the Corpse of El Dingo's b*****d child, Carlos!


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 11 2009 at 06:42
	The Corpse of El Dingo's b*****d child, Carlos! smells like sunburnt skin, broken bones, little flesh and partially digested tacos.

progkidjoel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643	Posted: August 11 2009 at 07:04
	Sunburnt skin, broken bones, little flesh and partially digested tacos smells like a Chihuahua who killed the manager of Taco Bell.


Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 11 2009 at 07:23
	A Chihuahua who killed the manager of Taco Bell smells like the man who brought Sam Peckinpah the head of Alfredo Garcia.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: August 11 2009 at 08:23
	The man who brought Sam Peckinpah the head of Alfredo Garcia smells like a cross between Gustav Holst and an empty jellybean machine
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 11 2009 at 09:10
	A cross between Gustav Holst and an empty jellybean machine smells like the original screenplay for David Cronenberg's The Fly, earlier known as The Candy Planets.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: August 11 2009 at 09:13
	The original screenplay for David Cronenberg's The Fly, earlier known as The Candy Planets smells like a horrible mishmash of Dream Theater out-takes, candyfloss and a one-legged rubber duck
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67458	Posted: August 11 2009 at 10:08
	A horrible mishmash of Dream Theater out-takes, candyfloss and a one-legged rubber duck smells like pieces of metal scraping against each other near the engine of a 1978 Ford Pinto.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: August 11 2009 at 13:15
	Pieces of metal scraping against each other near the engine of a 1978 Ford Pinto smells of an ambulance chasing lawyers biggest dream.

Bitterblogger Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: November 04 2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1719	Posted: August 11 2009 at 13:33
	An ambulance-chasing lawyer's biggest dream smells like. . .victory, as spoken by Robert Duvall, playing Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore in Apocalypse Now.