Smells Like... What?

BenGay,Geritol and adult diapers that are heavily soiled from his lack of bowel control that have been sitting in a refuse dumpster for a week due to the indifference of the local trash collection company that will not pick them up till they have gotten their payment in full smells like George W. Bush

Edited by el dingo - August 03 2009 at 18:24

Failed policies and corporate wellfare that is passed on to his buddies yet not reported by right wing talking head nut jobs smells like cartel politics gone crazy

A  political adult film series competing with Girls Gone Wild with minor success smells of another idea from the movie studios of Vompatti only to be destined for the bargain bin of your local video store.

A 4-hour religious movie with long shots of Winona Ryder walking in the rain looking sad and a soundtrack by Einstürzende Neubauten.smells like it should have been made by Tim Burton.

Most things made by someone else other than Tim Burton (who should've made it) smells too often like forced whimsy.

A poem written by Edward Lear in a very uncreative mood on a very bad day smells like a better dirty limerick than I will ever write.

A limerick that begins with the line "There was a young girl from The Niger" smells like its related to a Nantucket offspring

Smells like the tacos el dingo ate for dinner last night

Something from a Mexican cantina that El Dingo has never visited as he has not, repeat not, ever even been to Mexico smells like that sounds strange coming from a Mexican.

Something smelling strange coming from a Mexican smells like partially digested tacos and tequila.