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JJLehto 
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 Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:21 |
 Neurotarkus wrote:
I have a cat.
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There is NOTHING mediocre about that. Cats are the best animal there is.
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:22 |
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^ Surely you mean the second best animal there is?
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:25 |
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*humors vompatti*
What's the best then?
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:26 |
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You're talking to it.
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:30 |
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I see what you did there....
Oh my, this thread is straying from mediocrity!
Lars Ulrich
WHEW! There we go
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 16:53 |
Vompatti wrote:
^ Surely you mean the second best animal there is? |
How very true. One place below the Dingo, in fact.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 16:57 |
^ How very silly of me to forget the Dingo.  But, to be honest, wombat is still the coolest animal there is. Dingo is just a dog. right? 
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:02 |
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Yeah I guess so, we do tend to just run in packs, look after our pups and savage the odd sheep every now and again. We're far more aggressive than wombats too, and purely by chance share a Continent with them. Cruel over cool I guess.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:09 |
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Wombats may not seem aggressive, but this is mainly due to our pensive and philosophical nature. However, an angry wombat is a savage beast, and it's the sad truth that even us wombats do have our moments of fury. Sometimes we just snap.
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el dingo
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:12 |
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Yeah we snap too but it's more of a vocal thing for us. Bark, snap, growl, etc - basically it's all the same. Just as well we're all telepathic or we'd never communicate properly.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:14 |
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We've got magnetic powers that we sometimes use to pick up iron nails from the highway.
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:16 |
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So that's why wombats are so popular with motorists who don't carry spare tyres!
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:18 |
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That's right, they buy us drinks all the time.
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el dingo
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:20 |
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Lucky you! We're not allowed in bars - it's something to do with Health & Safety, apparently
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:22 |
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You just haven't been trying the right bars.
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:26 |
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For some strange reason that reminds me of the scene from Red Dwarf where Lister & Co are drinking with various species of aliens in Bar Galactica or whatever it was called
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:27 |
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I have no idea what you're talking about. I feel so mediocre!
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el dingo
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 17:29 |
Back on topic 
Red Dwarf was/is a Brit sci-fi TV series that's really pretty damn amusing - imagine Kirk, Klingons etc but with Brit accents and trying to be intentionally funny
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 20:36 |
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I have a dog, too.
And I think cats are a good candidate for best animal, along with horseshoe crab. H-crabs are cooler, but you can't pet them.
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:18 |
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I'm so mediocre that I got a "C" in mediocrity studies
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