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JJLehto 
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 Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:28 |
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Well its mainly me just being an arse.
But I also dreamed of being a history teacher. Maybe one day... |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:29 |
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I'd like to teach mathematics. But I've forgotten all of it.
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:32 |
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I could teach a history class right now. Problem is, well all the BS involved.
So I figured I'll do....something with my life. Then when I'm 40 or 50 hopefully I'll have enough to put aside to teach just for fun. I'd be willing to do it without pay. Then it can be on my terms, and it can be just to enjoy. |
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:44 |
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I can't teach anything!
But I can still have a bull penis.  |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:47 |
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Well don't be greedy man!
Anyone up for some Rocky Mountain Oysters? I'm feeling adventurous today. And I am a history nerd. I once was staying a friends house, the 2 of them were bored mindless while I as talking to his mother about WWI and II.   Edited by JJLehto - July 30 2009 at 11:49 |
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:53 |
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It's been a rough day. Please don't deny me my bull penis.
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:54 |
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Well if you've only got one then sure.
I guess more rocky mountain oysters for me. Hope nothing's troubling you chap. |
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 11:58 |
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Everything troubles me.
But a nice warm bull penis keeps the pain away. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 12:02 |
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Yes, it's hard having such a massive intellect.
Everyday I am disturbed by the drudgeries of life. Ah well, the price you pay I suppose. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 20:40 |
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I'll join you in those rocky mountain oysters...if any are left.
I happen to have a '16 bottle of sherry with me that would go perfectly.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 20:42 |
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There's ALWAYS some left
And break out the wine! As I said these pure crystal goblets can't go to waste |
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 20:53 |
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I know how you love them dearly. Almost as much as I love thems bull penises.
And how awfully deliciously pretentious of you! I must use at least five of those for my utterly delectable wine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 20:58 |
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Well we all enjoy the bull penis. After all, what else separates us from the disgusting masses?
And I have seven, fool. Hand made by my personal slaves in Peru. I own 90% of the country ya know. |
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:34 |
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1) I can count
3) I can spel 5) I can do forward backflips 12) I eat, therefore I am 33) I have amazing focus, like.... ooh, a bear! |
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:39 |
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Oh dont worry about that.
The whole 5 reasons thing went out the window a long, long, long time ago. It died with our former lord and master Atomic Rooster. Just kick back and enjoy some bull penis. I have a fresh new batch and some Merlot. |
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:42 |
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Dos tis meyn Y'm Intelijent? Swyyt!
and I never exactly liked bovine phallus. |
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:44 |
  Well sir, I hope you are pulling my leg. Eating bull penis is national past time of The Intelligent People's Thread You better acquire a taste or get out! I have over 9000 bull penises here, ready for you my friend. |
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:45 |
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Acquiring the Taste is hard.
References ftw! |
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:47 |
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You are a wise one after all
 Well all that I ask is you try please. At least have some rocky mountain oysters or bald eagle egg soup! Also Phil has all this wine, and I have these pure crystal goblets the size of your head....we need some help. |
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 30 2009 at 21:49 |
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Phil Collins? Never trust him with wine.
And I have a deep personal burning question that may make me shunned in the eyes of all y'all peoples. |
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it. |
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