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Ich bin der Panzerwagen. Achtung! 
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der Panzerwagen? Wow!
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Ja! Der Panzerwagen! Und der Gemüsestrudel.
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Mein Gott!!! La strudel aussi???
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Ja! Der Gemüsestrudel ist der beste Strudel. Es gibt kein Jägermeister der der Gemüsestrudel nicht essen möchten.
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Hallo fruende! Wie geht's?
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Die Sonne spielt keine Rolle. Möchtest du meine Seele kaufen?
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A-ha, now I've got all you in one room, I've locked the door from the outside and slid this note under the door.
 
The observant amongst you will have noticed that there is no keyhole on your side.
 
The more observant will have by now remarked that there isn't a door.
 
The even more observant will have observed the lack of windows and ventilation grills.
 
 
 
yours sincerely,
 
Professor James Moriarty
 
PS: as not to appear completely heartless, I have left you a pot of Mrs Hudson's Raspberry Preserve. Enjoy.
What?
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Die Sonne spielt keine Rolle. Möchtest du meine Seele kaufen?



WAS?

hmm...

Wie viel kostet es?


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Ich esse sofas.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Phil, wollest du mein Scheiße essen?


LOL  At beating the censors via foreign language!


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Nein.

Unless you Scheiße sofas.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Stop saying merde in German. You are making me feel mediocre.

I'll start speaking kiwi then. Bro.
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Originally posted by Any Colour You Like Any Colour You Like wrote:

Stop saying merde in German. You are making me feel mediocre.

I'll start speaking kiwi then. Bro.
 
Steady you on (as we say in Norfolk) - I can barely cope with German, let alone KiwiTongue
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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It's not hard to speak kiwi, there are 3 steps.

1. Say either bro, eh, mate or chur at the end of every sentence.
2. Flatten vowels. So Fish, becomes Fush etc.
3. Everything shall be said in a Deadpan tone.

Simple as bro.
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Okay, I'll learn you Norfolk in the same crash-course terms.
 
1. We do diff'rent.
2. Our tribal headquarters is called NAAAAAAARIDGE.
3. We all drink bears, not beers.
 
Oh, and we all drive tractors all day, have a few bears, get scrappin' then go home to the mawther* for tea (or so Londoners think, anyway)
 
* Confusingly, that's the wife, not the mother like it sounds. Unlike Kiwi I guess, Norfolk is often meant to confuse "furreners"


Edited by el dingo - July 29 2009 at 02:36
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Hmm, sounds like the two were separated at birth, bro.

Cool
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That's right chap - we even get the same unfunny sheep jokes levelled at usOuch
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Don't worry, us Kiwis are accustomed to dealing with Censored Australians

I thought the Welsh were the butt of those jokes?


Edited by Any Colour You Like - July 29 2009 at 02:59
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They are - big time - but we get our fair share of them too.
 
The ironic thing is that some City dwellers (I was actually born in London myself) like it so much here come here on holiday and never move back. So they sort of go from calling you a sheep-shagger to wanting to become one themselves, if you see what i mean.
 
Every major area of the UK has its own nickname:
 
Newcastle - Geordies
Norfolk - carrot crunchers
Scots - Jocks or Sweaties (Sweaty sock + Jock)
Irish - Paddies
Welsh - Taffs
Liverpool - Scousers
Birmingham - Brummies or Bluenoses
Sunderland - Mackems
Manchester - Mancs
London - Cockneys
 
There's loads more - my examples are just the polite ones
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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