Smells Like... What?

Justice at its finest, complete with bell, book and candle and the Black Cap of Death smells of something left from a long forgotten room buried well beneath a european city.

A backstage fight between the band and some local roadies at a Rolling Stones gig in Tirana smells of a lawsuit brought on by the union of the roadies that will only get bogged down in the courts due to the monetary resources of the Rolling Stones.

Tortillas and refried beans with soul cream and salsa that have been sitting out on a buffet in a Mexican restaurant in DesMoines,Iowa smells like old man farts and angry immigrants

Vompatti wrote: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................................... smells like Zorro handing out signatures.

A series of words I'm too tired to read at this hour smells like zzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................................... 

The slightly warmed dregs of milk from the lovely glass of said milk which I just thoroughly enjoyed smells of the musty ball sack of the football player after a long night in a bar of convincing women he's more of a man that he appears.

A fresh brew made on a real coffee machine smells like awesome for someone who can tell the difference between drip and brew because I sure can't.

Instant coffee, which really smells like an anus, smells like an interesting observation and one that Nescafé probably wouldn't be too happy to hear.

Cat Vomit smells like half-digested wieners, grass and dirty water.

That time last year in Biology where my friend thought it would be funny to hide a Sheep's Heart in a beaker in the abck of the classroom under the cabinet, which resulted in no more Practical Science for that semester smells like a sad sad thing because practical science is very very important to anyone who wants to learn how to make bombs or create a new race of atomic super ants to take over the world.