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    Posted: June 26 2009 at 08:36
I noticed that there are too few prog subgenres in this site, less than 50!
Some suggestions for new entries:
 
Deaf Prog (aka. Braille Prog)
The albums of the artists belonging to this subgenre are empty, however, in the booklet there is a transcription of the music in Braille language.
 
Stadium Prog
Complex, long suites to incite your favourite football team
(Some will argue that the artists belonging to this subgenre got their inspiration from Roger Waters'  Fearless)
 
Porn Prog
Eclectic, hard-prog bands focusing the attention on a lyrical theme often overlooked in Progressive music. 
Explicit covers drawn by Roger Dean.
 
Morse Prog
Prog music entirely in Morse Code language. (Review: "...and then come four points, a space and another point, representing a wild, fiery guitar solo...")
 
Minor Percussions Prog (aka. Vibraslap Prog)
Exciting prog played exclusively with Vibraslap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibraslap), Cabasa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabasa), Agogò (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agog%C3%B4) other grossly overlooked percussions
 
Vinyl Scratches Hard Prog
In this prog subgenre, the albums are entirely made of vinyl scratches and hisses. For the nostalgic fan.  
 
Armpit Orchestral Prog
In this subgenre, bands often collaborate with orchestras with more than two hundred instruments, however, they're all unuseful, because the musicians limit themselves to make noises with their armpits
 
 
 
Any other suggestions?


Edited by Luca Pacchiarini - June 26 2009 at 08:46
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Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Porn Prog
Eclectic, hard-prog bands focusing the attention on a lyrical theme often overlooked in Progressive music. 
Explicit covers drawn by Roger Dean.


I always thought Jethro Tull is a bit out of place in "Folk Prog".

"Big bottled fraulein, put your weight on me..."
"...and now she's kissing Willie; my best friend Willie!"  Tongue

but:

"Hey Mr.Policeman, won't you come on over and hook me up to the powerlines of your love"
What on earth did Ian mean with that? Shocked
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I don't know, it must be Porngressive Folk
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Country prog might be interesting.
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Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Armpit Orchestral Prog
In this subgenre, bands often collaborate with orchestras with more than two hundred instruments, however, they're all unuseful, because the musicians limit themselves to make noises with their armpits


Manualist prog is a more sophisticated version of this. Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ

(Manualist prog related really)
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Marching band prog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlL86CzgRXo

A must-see for any ELP fan LOL
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Points: 10841 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 27 2009 at 07:53
Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

 
Vinyl Scratches Hard Prog
In this prog subgenre, the albums are entirely made of vinyl scratches and hisses. For the nostalgic fan.  
 


Too bad this subgenre already exists under another name.



Edited by CPicard - June 27 2009 at 07:55
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NeoEmoCon Prog: For those that are led easily by what they hear on FoxNews.
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I'd be interested in Doom Metal Prog, if that doesn't exist already
 
Punk Prog?
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Originally posted by crimhead crimhead wrote:

NeoEmoCon Prog: For those that are led easily by what they hear on FoxNews.
 
But I need to keep watching because at the top of the hour they'll tell me what common household item could kill me and my loved ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Un-Prog

Music SO progressive it has become not progressive.

I think Slayer is an example of this. Their music is SO fast and complex you can not tell!
They actually 12 riffs a second ya know
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Un-Prog

Music SO progressive it has become not progressive.



Spock's Beard?
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Elevator Prog;  Bo Hansson, Lucifer's Friend, Gilgamesh
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Nick Prog
 
Bands who do nothing but talk about cops in their songs.
Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.
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Originally posted by LandofLein LandofLein wrote:

I'd be interested in Doom Metal Prog, if that doesn't exist already
 
Punk Prog?


Both of them already exist IRL.
For Punk Prog (or Progressive Punk), I've seen some people creating the horrible world "Pronk" (nearly the sound of farts) when talking about the Cardiacs, Oingo Boingo or even Devo (Punishment of Luxury would complete this list).
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Originally posted by harmonium.ro harmonium.ro wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

Un-Prog

Music SO progressive it has become not progressive.



Spock's Beard?


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Check out my YouTube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/demiseoftime
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Kazoo And Armpit Orchestral Prog
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Alhzeim-Prog:
to appear in a dozen years, when the creators of Progressive rock will have difficulties to remember their twenty-minutes long epics.
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Progcore: hardcore punk with unusual time signatures, unbelievably fast key changes and violent lyrics about celestial fairies and stuff.
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