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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2009 at 19:51
I think Dreamtheatarkus is rated just right.

and apparently, people are divided in opinion over Apassionplaytarkus
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2009 at 20:15
What about symphonyxtarkus? (AKA Cheestarkus)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 03:17
Originally posted by Neurotarkus Neurotarkus wrote:

I think Dreamtheatarkus is rated just right.

and apparently, people are divided in opinion over Apassionplaytarkus
 
When Apassionplaytarkus first emerged in the UK all those years ago yea, he was verily slated by all the critics, but while the passage of time has given him a little more cedibility in certaint circles, he nonetheless is a rare variety of Tulltarkus in that he is not welcome at Casa El Dingo
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 06:42
UneXpecTarkus is scary
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 07:31
Catertarkus was created in 1963 by the astronomy scientists of USSR. It's half a tarkus and half caterpillar.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 08:08
^ This reminds me, when they were about to create the first Catertarkus one of the scientists misheard the name and created a Capertarkus (half tarkus, half caper) instead.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 08:50
PorcupineTarkus is very talented and play excellently live
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 10:00
Jonandersontarkus needs to sing more songs about pizza sauce.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 10:14
If you had paid any attention to what he's singing you would know that most of the 70's stuff is about pizza sauce.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 12:58
Beware the Vompattitarkus.  Don't ask me why, but perhaps he can fill us in on it...
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 13:00
I guess Relayertarkus WAS about the ancient Japanese Pizza Sauce bible...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 13:22
Here's a familiar passage to prove my point:

A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace,
And rearrange your pizza to the solid mental grace,
And achieve it all with olives that came quickly from afar,
Then taste the sauce of man recorded losing all against the hour.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 16:57
^

Who put the salt and pepper on the witch? Oh I know it must have been Waitertarkus, the one with the white shirt, black jacket, acne and attitude.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 18:45
Originally posted by Neurotarkus Neurotarkus wrote:

Jonandersontarkus needs to sing more songs about pizza sauce.


JonAndersonTarkus is F**KING PERFECT!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 20:53
He also needs to sing more about abandoned salt mines.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 20:54
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 21:05
And then there's Wakemantarkus, who is particularly fond of capes and curry.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 21:36
^^^

I hear he's also incredibly talented at playing the keyboards
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 21:39
What about Emersontarkus, who can't live for more than four days without covering a classical composition?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 08 2009 at 21:57
EmersonTarkus reminds me of PinkFloydTarkus... Everyone thinks they're better than they are.
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