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Neurotarkus 
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 Posted: July 01 2009 at 09:44 |
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Cut it in half, put a statue in, and sell them as shrines.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 09:45 |
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What if it's rented?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 09:48 |
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Steal it!
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 09:55 |
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Haven't you heard that stealing bathtubs is a very very naughty
thing to do?
Edited by Vompatti - July 01 2009 at 09:55
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 09:56 |
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Only if you get caught....
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 09:58 |
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How could I get caught stealing the bathtub from the apartment I live in? Besides, where would I put it?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:00 |
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Hide it in Narnia. If you don't have a wardrobe, steal another person's. And if all else fails, call the bomb squad to keep you company. That's what I do when I'm lonely.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:01 |
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Hide it in the bathroom. No one will notice.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:27 |
 Vompatti wrote:
How could I get caught stealing the bathtub from the apartment I live in? Besides, where would I put it?
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You could always hide it in your apartment closet if it was big enough. 
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:28 |
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Anyway, back to the topic. When I take a bath in my stolen tub, if I'm not reading anything at the time, I sometimes make cannons or volcanoes or submarines out of empty shampoo bottles. Which reminds me, I've cut an empty shampoo bottle in half to keep paint brushes in it, just in case that if an attractive and fairly wealthy woman happened to invite herself to my place it would be easier for me to pose as an artist.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:29 |
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I tried to hunt lettuce once.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:40 |
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The word 'lettuce' always reminds me of pancakes.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:42 |
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Pancake drumming?
And pancake should be spelled with a q; Panquake
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 10:44 |
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Coincidence.
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npjnpj
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 11:02 |
Well, not exactly a weird endevour but something similar perhaps:
I'm one of those people that continuously have music playing in their heads. It's completely out of my control and it doesn't bother me, it's rather pleasant actually. I mean every waking second this goes on, and I've had it for years.
I never know what it's going to be but 99% of the time it's somewhere in my album collection.
So now and again it bugs me that I can't place it and tend to just stop what I'm doing and stare into space just trying to place the tune playing up there.
Must look really strange to the outside world.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 11:04 |
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So it's kinda like you have an Ipod permanently on shuffle implanted in your head?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 11:06 |
npjnpj wrote:
Well, not exactly a weird endevour but something similar perhaps:
I'm one of those people that continuously have music playing in their heads. It's completely out of my control and it doesn't bother me, it's rather pleasant actually. I mean every waking second this goes on, and I've had it for years.
I never know what it's going to be but 99% of the time it's somewhere in my album collection.
So now and again it bugs me that I can't place it and tend to just stop what I'm doing and stare into space just trying to place the tune playing up there.
Must look really strange to the outside world. |
I'm currently listening to The Power And The Glory by Gentle Giant in my head. I can also usually stop the music if I want to.
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npjnpj
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 11:14 |
@Neurotarkus: In a way, but they're never complete songs, just segments of up to 20 seconds on a loop for a while before being replaced with the next one.
I suppose I'm lucky in the way that it never happens that something annoying comes along.
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 11:16 |
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I bend my toes so that they make a clicking sound.
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 01 2009 at 11:23 |
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I've got hitchhiker's thumb. It doesn't make a sound though, and my toes do absolutely nothing.
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