New Music Groups ... Fresh, not Jiggy

I found a great new pop artist. His name is Keaton Simons. He's got a fresh new sound, but somewhat like John Mayer. Check him out, he's really good.

Now watch me froth at the mouth. My head is spinning backwards super dooky fresh, just like Mayor John-john. Bow down and listen to 'Buster' Keaton 'Gene' Simmons or I will destroy your puny web-site, all is confusion and darkness.

Edited by Easy Money - June 27 2009 at 06:48

Your sarcasm would be funnier if your post were remotely legible to anyone who has a social life. 

coraven wrote: I found a great new pop artist. His name is Keaton Simons. He's got a fresh new sound, but somewhat like John Mayer. Check him out, he's really good.

let me guess...  you are his agent... or his uncle

If his uncle...  you must be proud..

if his agent...  you should be fired... this is a prog forum.  We don't like fresh new sounds... give us 30 minute epic retro prog.  The fact that it  was done better and mined out 30 years never being an impediment to groups still trying to push it on us.


Edited by micky - June 26 2009 at 16:29

Before the thread is locked (or MOVED DEAN ), I'd like to point out this:

"He's got a fresh new sound, but somewhat like John Mayer."

Really?  Fresh, like John Mayer huh? 

I'm pretty sure that people who make posts like this don't check back in so I feel it our duty to ridicule them and have a little fun. 

Slartibartfast wrote: I'm pretty sure that people who make posts like this don't check back in so I feel it our duty to ridicule them and have a little fun.

If you do a search for the guy's posts, you'll find that all of them are hyping some other (probably crappy) band.  You're probably right that he doesn't check back in.  Maybe we owe it to him to post pictures of any dork captioned with his client's name all over the interwebz.  (just kidding) 

and who the hell came to prog forum to promote a pop artist !!! i can belive this . this is not POParchives is PROGarhives, Coraven wrong forum man .  and i haven't heard of John mayer's music till now. and i checked one song on youtube called gravity, it is horrible ,irritating, it was real pain for me listening to that. and your new POP artist is like John Mayer ?  i better watch out not to bump into his works and another thing there was one good pop artist , but he died yesterday , so no good pop artist left on this world 

Isn't ironic to say that pop is dying, when the king of pop himself has just gone on to that great concert hall in the sky?  Actually, I have some respect for MJ and his music, just not the freak show his life became.

Wow, it looks like he changed his first post.(ghost edit)

Easy Money wrote: Wow, it looks like he changed his first post.(ghost edit)

pwned