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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:30
Originally posted by James James wrote:


Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

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That's what I meant... it should have a plain scheme rather than a Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen madman's scheme.I'd probably have a boring scheme for my house anyway to be honest.  So not much would need to be done.


I'm afraid to say that not everyone has your taste in decor,James.
I don't have any taste though. LOL  I fully admit that.However, people should be able to see through a colour-scheme.  Just because a bedroom has bright yellow walls and red window sills and curtains (as my room does), it does not take anything away from the house.  I realise people will look at it and vomit on the carpet but it's easy to fix.


Some people aren't good at decorating and baulk at the thought of paying someone else to do it. It's a Joseph Heller situation.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:25
Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by James James wrote:

That's what I meant... it should have a plain scheme rather than a Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen madman's scheme.I'd probably have a boring scheme for my house anyway to be honest.  So not much would need to be done.


I'm afraid to say that not everyone has your taste in decor,James.


I don't have any taste though. LOL  I fully admit that.

However, people should be able to see through a colour-scheme.  Just because a bedroom has bright yellow walls and red window sills and curtains (as my room does), it does not take anything away from the house.  I realise people will look at it and vomit on the carpet but it's easy to fix.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:11
Originally posted by James James wrote:

That's what I meant... it should have a plain scheme rather than a Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen madman's scheme.I'd probably have a boring scheme for my house anyway to be honest.  So not much would need to be done.


I'm afraid to say that not everyone has your taste in decor,James.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:08
That's what I meant... it should have a plain scheme rather than a Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen madman's scheme.

I'd probably have a boring scheme for my house anyway to be honest.  So not much would need to be done.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:07
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

YOUre MYBESHTEST MATE YOU aRe


Aw! +++hic+++ ch..+++hic+++ eers, maaa..woooar..+++hic+++..mate.

Phew! nearly.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:04
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:03
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

That would explain the spelling then

Down to the Mutual Friend later - there to sample more fine ales +++hic+++

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Damn you - you corrected the spelling before I hit 'Post'


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:01
That would explain the spelling then

Down to the Mutual Friend later - there to sample more fine ales +++hic+++

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Damn you - you corrected the spelling before I hit 'Post'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 11:00
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

very true - and just because you actually like the gas fire built into the house in 1957, does not make it an 'original feature'

Mmmmm - flock wallpaper...



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You and me both.Just tucking into a bottle of Wells Bombardier.Our local grocer bought a stock of unlabbelled Bombardier and is selling it for 99p a bottle! I bought a dozen.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:54
very true - and just because you actually like the gas fire built into the house in 1957, does not make it an 'original feature'

Mmmmm - flock wallpaper...



I want a curry for some reason.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:52
Originally posted by James James wrote:

I've never fully understood why people decorate before selling their homes.  The likelihood is that the new owners will just re-decorate anyhow.  So it's a waste of money.I'd just keep it as it is, unless it's a real mess.


If you decorate in a plain colour (white,beige,cream etc.) before you put your house on the market,there is a better chance of an offer than if you keep your 'personal tastes' in decoration evident.

i.e. if you have a penchant for flock wallpaper,which isn't to everyone's taste,the chances are that you will wait a long time before receiving an offer. People,on the whole,cannot see beyond the owner's tastes in furniture and decor.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:37
I've never fully understood why people decorate before selling their homes.  The likelihood is that the new owners will just re-decorate anyhow.  So it's a waste of money.

I'd just keep it as it is, unless it's a real mess.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:36
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

We exchanged contracts this week, and as of the end of this month I will be stepping belatedly onto the bottom rung of the property ladder. It hasn't been an entirely stress free experience, but from what I've read over the last couple of pages I think we've been pretty lucky so far. Bishops Stortford here we come!
 
Hey - congrats! I used to work there many moons ago and it was a real cool place. Close enough to (yet far enough away from) London. I used to be a sub-ed on the Stortford Gazette and we used to go to the Whore's Bed (sorry, better make that Boar's Head) and the Bakers Dozen or sometimes The Star. All good pubs about 25 yrs ago. Times change of course, but hopefully they still are. I went out with a girl from Takeley for a while - she ended up with the Daily Mail and I... well never mind! Glad it went well for you.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:29
On the other side of the coin, when Vicky and I stepped into the house on completion day, we found the previous owver frantically scrubbing away at the wall behind where the washing machine goes to get the place as clean as possible - virtually had to kick her out the door to go to her new house

In all the excitement of moving, none of us had noticed that as the weather was so hot, the tar on the road was a bit soft, so we tracked little blobs of molten tar all over the carpet in the living room - bugger!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 10:14
Oh the tales I could regale you all with about the home buying process.

Like the lovely old woman we bought our first house from, who upon moving out locked her two little dogs in one of the bedrooms, where they proceeded to piss all over the carpet.  So you can imagine what a lovely smell it was when we first opened the door after settlement.  Dead  And I so enjoyed ripping up all the carpet in the upstairs rooms and paying thousands for new carpet!  Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 07:41
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

We exchanged contracts this week, and as of the end of this month I will be stepping belatedly onto the bottom rung of the property ladder. It hasn't been an entirely stress free experience, but from what I've read over the last couple of pages I think we've been pretty lucky so far. Bishops Stortford here we come!
 
Isn't "we've been pretty lucky so far" and "Bishops Stortford here we come" an oxymoron?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 05:20
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

We exchanged contracts this week, and as of the end of this month I will be stepping belatedly onto the bottom rung of the property ladder. It hasn't been an entirely stress free experience, but from what I've read over the last couple of pages I think we've been pretty lucky so far.


Nice to hear it can go relatively smoothly occasionally - nice one Chris

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Bishops Stortford here we come!


Merely a hop skip & jump from Stevenage Methinks you guys could be introduced to 'Our Mutual Friend' sooner rather than later

The spare room awaits if you'd like it.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 04:25
This is a great novel about moles.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 04:04
We exchanged contracts this week, and as of the end of this month I will be stepping belatedly onto the bottom rung of the property ladder. It hasn't been an entirely stress free experience, but from what I've read over the last couple of pages I think we've been pretty lucky so far. Bishops Stortford here we come!
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to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 12 2009 at 02:25
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Morons? Yes indeed.When we sold our previous house, we had an offer from a couple about £5000 below the asking price. We said no, we weren't considering anything below asking price. The couple then raised their offer by £500 (yes that's five hundred pounds). We said no. They raised their offer another £500. We said no. And so this went on.The estate agent was going mad but she was obliged to pass on their offer to us. Eventually they reached the asking price, but what a waste of everyone's time.


Classic behaviour patterns of those who watch too many TV programmes with titles such as 'Location Location Location'; such people are likely to describe a room as a "good space", a knackered cornice as a "wonderful original feature", a run down terraced house on a sink estate as "prime investment potential" and a price of £650,000 as an "absolute bargain".

You'll notice the one word such people do not use for a house is the most important of all - Home.

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