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Vompatti 
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 Posted: June 09 2009 at 09:37 |
Just like that Johnny Depp is not 25 anymore. Just like that. Amazing! 
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 14:35 |
Whoa, there's a lot more midget porn in the interwebs than I thought! (Not that I care about it though. Besides, some of the midgets are just regular people standing in a ditch.  )
Edited by Vompatti - June 11 2009 at 14:49
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 18:35 |
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How can I have a World Series on Mars?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 11 2009 at 18:35 |
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Someday I will grow to be as tall as the giant...
And why do I keep imagining various foods deep fried? Like pop tarts? And Chocolate Mousse?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 13 2009 at 21:00 |
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Why do books about farts become best sellers?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 14 2009 at 14:41 |
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Bums are underrated.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 15 2009 at 20:31 |
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Someday I want to take a road trip across Canada from Montreal to Vancouver in a half of an AMC Gremlin pulled by a horse, but then eat a bad sandwich at a rest stop near Saskatoon and lose my mind and drive the poor horsie into the sea, where I will retreat and become Aquaneurotarkus.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 16 2009 at 20:58 |
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How short is a short trip to nowhere?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 16 2009 at 23:27 |
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Whew. I sleepy now. Must get cigarette.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 17 2009 at 21:31 |
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Can I install Koha in my brain?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 18 2009 at 14:48 |
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^ I think only Buddhists can.
Anyway . . . That's some pile of books and DVD's and papers and napkins and keys and pens and flashlights and coffee cups and plectrums and remote controls and chocolate bars and movie tickets and cables and stuff on my table! This must be what it's like to be wealthy.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 18 2009 at 18:53 |
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Is my caloric intake the same as a giraffe?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 18 2009 at 18:56 |
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I read: Is my canonic intake . . .
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 19 2009 at 11:34 |
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From now on, I am a amateur musician.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 19 2009 at 15:54 |
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I think you should run, man. I'm not kidding, you shot five people and two cops, if you stay here they'll catch you for sure.
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Roland113
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Posted: June 19 2009 at 20:12 |
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Goodness, I can't believe this is still going on.
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-------someone please tell him to delete this line, he looks like a noob-------
I don't have an unnatural obsession with Disney Princesses, I have a fourteen year old daughter and coping mechanisms.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: June 19 2009 at 20:47 |
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Will I get dizzy if I step into the dryer?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 20 2009 at 10:25 |
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Why does nobody ever dance with the poor sunlit knight?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 12:33 |
This apartment is colder in the summer than it is in the winter. 
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 16:26 |
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Frogs are so creepy. They just sit there, staring at you and doing that thing with their throats where it gets all big, whenever I see one I always get afraid it's packing heat. I just want all the creepy amphibians to leave me alone. Plus, yesterday Thom Yorke and his army of magic pretzel sticks demolished my car.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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