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el dingo
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 14:46 |
crimhead wrote:
el dingo wrote:
Why do I buy catfood when I don't own a cat? |
Why is it when I buy cat food for my cats my g/f dog eats it?
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Why doesn't my non-existent cat get off it's imaginary furry butt and go and buy me a huge portion of chicken tikka with some poppadoms and lime pickle?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 26 2009 at 19:29 |
How many legs does my cat have?
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 01:13 |
Have many cats do I have?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 01:36 |
Why could Bast, the ancient Egyptian cat-god, never catch a mouse when Anubis, the jackal-headed God, was such as expert in this field?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 02:16 |
If Homer was such a wiseguy why did he get fooled by some mythological cat artist?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 14:26 |
Why did John Stuart Mill not know what to do with the contents of a tray of cat litter?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 14:38 |
Did God create Leviathan?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 18:32 |
According to Kansas, didn't God create... everything?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 18:51 |
Did He create the round square?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 18:54 |
Should I get treatment is every night I get an all-consuming fear that Andrew Latimer will jump in through my window and eat my brain?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 19:14 |
Who is Kansas?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 27 2009 at 19:15 |
WHY IS THE POPE EATING MY BACON!?!?!?!?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 02:45 |
Troubleshooting . . . do they really shoot the troubles? Just like that?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 06:32 |
Why can't I build a house out of Roubles?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 06:56 |
Should I eat something today or save money for gambling?
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el dingo
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 06:58 |
Why don't I just gamble on on-line poker and if I win eat something - or if I lose, starve?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 07:00 |
How can I learn to win at online poker?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 15:51 |
Why can't a guy skip around town singing along to Idioteque without being ridiculed by the brainwashed hicks who call themselves modern suburban Americans?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:06 |
If I keep biting my fingernails will they eventually stop growing?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 28 2009 at 16:08 |
If you feed a Chihuahua chili, can you hold it and use it as a flamethrower, using the tail as a trigger?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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