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   Onion bubbles and anniversary socks smells of a new dish being featured this month at TGI Fridays.

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crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 20 2009 at 19:58
	Onion bubbles and anniversary socks smells of a new dish being featured this month at TGI Fridays.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: May 22 2009 at 03:40
	A new dish on the menu this month at TGI Fridays smells like a gang of men that have been working on the highway for eight hours and have yet to take a shower.
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: May 22 2009 at 18:48
	A gang of men that have been working on the highway for eight hours and have yet to take a shower smells like ash noses experiencing inconvenient consequences from boiling baggage.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 22 2009 at 19:56
	Ash noses experiencing inconvenient consequences from boiling baggage smells of an extra inning baseball game play on a hot august day after the beer sales have been discontinued in the eighth inning.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: May 22 2009 at 22:12
	An extra inning baseball game play on a hot August day after the beer sales have been discontinued in the eighth inning smells like Vompatti's pet kangaroo.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: May 23 2009 at 03:05
	Vompatti's pet kangaroo smells like the toy wombat that it always carries in its Joey pouch
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 23 2009 at 11:20
	The toy wombat that it always carries in its Joey pouch smells of navel lint and aftershave that's worn by Newt Gringrich and that Transvestite Bill O'Reilly.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: May 23 2009 at 20:59
	Navel lint and aftershave that's worn by Newt Gringrich and that Transvestite Bill O'Reilly smells... ugh... almost as bad as a Dick Cheney thought.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 24 2009 at 00:32
	A Dick Cheney thought smells of a half hearted attempt to bring the U.S of A policies when it comes to terrorists back to the time of the Spanish Inquisition....or at the very least as painful as watching an episode of 'Friends'.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: May 24 2009 at 03:09
	A half hearted attempt to bring the U.S of A policies when it comes to terrorists back to the time of the Spanish Inquisition....or at the very least as painful as watching an episode of 'Friends' smells like the contents of a chiropodists waste bin at the end of a very busy day
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 24 2009 at 10:05
	The contents of a chiropodists waste bin at the end of a very busy day smells of the grease pit at your local taqueria on a Saturday morning when it come after Cinco de Mayo.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67455	Posted: May 24 2009 at 13:01
	The grease pit at your local taqueria on a Saturday morning when it come after Cinco de Mayo smells like Louis-Ferdinand Céline's first ever overcoat.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 24 2009 at 13:05
	Louis-Ferdinand Céline's first ever overcoat smells of the long forgotten moth balls in my grandparents attic.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67455	Posted: May 24 2009 at 13:07
	The long forgotten moth balls in my grandparents attic smells like dry peas, old cookies, a radio and a rocking chair.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 24 2009 at 13:29
	Dry peas, old cookies, a radio and a rocking chair smell like fun times to be had at the George W. Bush Ranch,Spa and Terrorist day care center.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: May 24 2009 at 19:55
	Fun times to be had at the George W. Bush Ranch, Spa and Terrorist day care center smells like a buffet of bronchitis specialties and an evening with a salt shaker.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: May 25 2009 at 03:45
	A buffet of bronchitis specialties and an evening with a salt shaker smells like a pizza topped with the decdanted contents of a bicycle repair kt
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: May 25 2009 at 11:42
	A pizza topped with the decdanted contents of a bicycle repair kit smells of a cat's litter box that's been long forgotten and for now the kitty must use the toilet to get any relief from bowel discomfort.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: May 25 2009 at 14:28
	A cat's litter box that's been long forgotten and for now the kitty must use the toilet to get any relief from bowel discomfort. smells like the contents of a blocked-up urinal in a really grotty hotel-type establishment
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67455	Posted: May 25 2009 at 14:45
	The contents of a blocked-up urinal in a really grotty hotel-type establishment smells like a material projection of the contents of my mind.