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el dingo ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
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[QUOTE=Slartibartfast] Speaking as a great masturbator
Does this mean you do it a lot or that you're really good at it?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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hawkcwg ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
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12, I had an awesome babysitter haha.
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hawkcwg ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
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haha, I think he's been around the city, i mean block haha. |
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hawkcwg ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
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I heard on the news that men who jack it more are less likely to get prostate cancer. Its perfectly natural anyway, like a sneeze haha. |
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hawkcwg ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
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It seems because of classy people like you that we have these silly sex commercials, and silly people coming to our schools telling us not to have sex. ![]() |
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hawkcwg ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 07 2008 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 381 |
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no joke, she showed me the ropes haha. |
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Zargus ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 08 2005 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 3491 |
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Lucky you then.
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progkidjoel ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
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Haven't lost it yet...
It's alright though... I'm 15 ![]() |
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EatThatPhonebook ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: September 03 2009 Location: Norwich, VT Status: Offline Points: 788 |
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I'm 16 and I haven't lost it either..... Oh well.....
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progkidjoel ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: March 02 2009 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 19643 |
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Nearly a year on and my answer remains the same...
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67448 |
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I'm saving myself for the grave.
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Epignosis ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 30 2007 Location: Raeford, NC Status: Offline Points: 32552 |
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The Truth ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 19 2009 Location: Kansas Status: Offline Points: 21795 |
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I've been in park (so to speak) since I've been alive... ![]() |
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Tursake ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: March 15 2010 Location: Oulu, Finland Status: Offline Points: 382 |
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Still have it, but planning to get rid of it soon
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![]() Last.fm: TursakeX RYM: Tursake |
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Lizzy ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: March 15 2010 Location: Schnitzelland Status: Offline Points: 4675 |
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Well, at least you won't be complaining about the hole being too small. ![]() |
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Property of Queen Productions...
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Slartibartfast ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
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For some reason Zappa's Charlie's Enormous Mouth comes to mind: "They got dirt all around the hole Where they dumped the box in" I'm also thinking do you really want to have sex with someone who's into necrophilia? ![]() "La la la la la la La la la la la la kinda young, kinda dead" Edited by Slartibartfast - May 09 2010 at 11:01 |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Lizzy ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: March 15 2010 Location: Schnitzelland Status: Offline Points: 4675 |
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I was actually thinking about this type of hole: http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/gangsters_outlaws/outlaws/gary_krist/grave-like-hole200.jpg ![]() |
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Property of Queen Productions...
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Slartibartfast ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
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Same kind of hole Zappa was singing about.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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UndercoverBoy ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 10 2009 Location: Tulsa, OK, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 5148 |
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![]() 15, and still got it. I haven't even held a girl's hand yet.
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A Person ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
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I'm 19 going on 20 and haven't had a girlfriend yet. |
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