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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 15:30 |
I wish there was a movie where Winona Ryder would just walk around looking sad for three or more hours.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 15:35 |
Am I a pig, sheep, or dog? I think I'm more of an amoeba. And what if on Animals, there was a song called Amoebas?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:04 |
Winona Ryder is so cool.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:11 |
I think they should make little helmets for raccoons. And fish need hats.All animals need headgear.
Edited by Neurotarkus - May 05 2009 at 16:12
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:19 |
I wish I was more like Winona Ryder.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:22 |
I wish I was a redneck.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:24 |
Oh, Winona Ryder . . .
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:26 |
Vompatti should get treatment... At the Winona Ryder Institute.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:29 |
There's a Winona Ryder Institute?! Where, oh where is it?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:31 |
What if Winona Ryder was in Camel?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 16:36 |
Wouldn't it be cooler if Winona Ryder was in Einstürzende Neubauten?NO, WAIT, STOP! THIS ISN'T RANDOM ANYMORE! No more Winona here. ( ) . . .
Edited by Vompatti - May 05 2009 at 16:42
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 05 2009 at 18:53 |
Winona would be a good name for an asteroid.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 02:15 |
It would have to be an exceptionally awesome asteroid though.
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Ricochet
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 03:32 |
One of Buxtehude's Ciaconnas sounds absolutely wonderful.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 03:33 |
A quick comparison, Winona (on the left) and Asteroids (on the right): First of all, Asteroids is a pretty cool game, it's definitely cooler than Space Invaders and almost as cool as Arkanoid (on Commodore 64). From one (1) to ten (10) on a coolness scale, I'd say Asteroids gets about a seven (7). (A seven is pretty high.) Winona, on the other hand . . . How much cooler can one get? To be perfectly honest, I do believe that Chet Baker is slightly cooler than Winona, but one must remember that Chet Baker is actually dead, while Winona only looks pale. That said, I'm giving Winona a nine (9) and Chet Baker a ten (10) on the coolness scale. Conclusion:Winona is very cool indeed.
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 16:29 |
I'd say you should try flushing random objects down the toilet. You need an awesome hobby such as that, and I must say that I thoroughly enjoy flushing objects. I like when you flush a public toilet and the others erupt in a bunch of big water spouts.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
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I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 17:38 |
The Naked Lunch . . . It's such a great book! You can open it on any page, start reading, stop reading, then close it . . . The next time you open it, it won't be the same. Kind of like the Bible. That's how all books should work.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 06 2009 at 18:43 |
Books that cause bronchitis are probably useless.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 07 2009 at 06:32 |
I wish I knew how to cut my hair.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: May 07 2009 at 08:48 |
If the only thing we could eat would be Barnes & Noble gift cards, would we adapt?
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