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micky
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Posted: April 12 2009 at 19:53 |
pizza rolls + Guinness + Steely Dan = stomach cramps hahahha
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
Location: Refrigerator
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Points: 3613
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Posted: April 13 2009 at 19:28 |
If a cow was placed on top of a skyscraper, what would it think?
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: April 13 2009 at 19:37 |
If a crab built a bomb, would it use it to help turtles get sushi?
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crimhead
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Location: Missouri
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Posted: April 14 2009 at 13:54 |
America and England need to do a free trade when it comes to old bands. We hardly ever get to see Hawkwind and VDGG these days over here.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: April 14 2009 at 14:25 |
Why should I do it just because the voices tell me to? Why should I smash his hea... Huh? What's that? With a sponge???!!!
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
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Posted: April 14 2009 at 19:07 |
When the first cow came upon an escalator, I wonder what it must have thought.
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Roj
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Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Manchester, UK
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Posted: April 16 2009 at 03:15 |
How can you be sure if the light in your refrigerator DEFINITELY goes off when you close the door?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 16 2009 at 03:42 |
Ask the ants!
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progaeopteryx
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Location: Refrigerator
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Posted: April 16 2009 at 18:34 |
Why haven't they made spacesuits for cows?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
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Points: 89372
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Posted: April 16 2009 at 18:52 |
Why do birds suddenly appear?
And why did Richard Carpenter not answer this question? I've been waiting for sometime now.
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crimhead
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 23:26 |
Where have all the good times gone?
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: April 17 2009 at 23:28 |
A WORLD OF ICE CREAM SUNDAES AND CHOCOLATE-COVERED ANTEATERS!
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Toaster Mantis
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Joined: April 12 2008
Location: Denmark
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Points: 5898
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Posted: April 18 2009 at 02:40 |
crimhead wrote:
Where have all the good times gone?
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Don't worry, they'll return in 2012.
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"The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook
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crimhead
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Points: 19236
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Posted: April 18 2009 at 11:47 |
If you know what is good to you then why do we need lists telling us what is good?
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
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Points: 3613
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Posted: April 18 2009 at 19:31 |
If a cow was supposed to wear diapers, how many times would it get changed in a day?
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: April 18 2009 at 20:46 |
The scientist who designed mighty Tarkus actually engineered many special-condition Tarkii. Examples include Pyrotarkus, Chlorotarkus, Xenotarkus, Geotarkus, Psychotarkus, Astrotarkus, Biotarkus, Gyrotarkus, Aerotarkus, Electrotarkus, and, of course, mighty Neurotarkus, essentially Psychotarkus version 2.0, as Neurotarkus has mastered latent psionic abilities, often confused with simple magic.
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crimhead
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Location: Missouri
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Posted: April 18 2009 at 21:16 |
Why doesn't Larry Fast tour more? It would be nice to see him tour with Peter again.
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 06:48 |
Scott Walker sounds a lot like Steve Hogarth on Tilt.
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crimhead
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 13:39 |
Shouldn't Earth Day be 365 days a year?
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 22 2009 at 15:31 |
If the group of girls in the apartment above mine are really celebrating someone's birthday, why are some of them making sensual sounds while the others hit the floor with heavy objects?
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