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Poll Question: How do you want to go?
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I'm hoping to combine Viking Funeral and shot into space.

Hopefully Astronomers will think I'm an asteroid and call it mrcozdude so i can live on forever and people could see me whenever they wanted to.



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Has anyone said "wood chipper" yet?
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Originally posted by King By-Tor King By-Tor wrote:

Has anyone said "wood chipper" yet?

How about weasels ripping your flesh?




Edited by Slartibartfast - February 08 2009 at 02:35
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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I was thinking more like this
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^wow man, that's f**king crazy!LOL
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Originally posted by TheCaptain TheCaptain wrote:

Originally posted by p0mt3 p0mt3 wrote:

Originally posted by The Miracle The Miracle wrote:

i dont give a sh*t, throw it away for all i care... cause then i'll be dead.
 
I'm with ya on that one, Miracle. I never understood what the big deal was about what to do with someone after they die. They aren't living anymore, therefore they no longer have a purpose! Dispose of them! While they were alive, it was different, but after we die, I just don't see the point of prolonging the inevitable. We will eventually become dust in the wind (like that pun, fellow Kansas fans?), so why bury us as if we are going to care one way or another how we disposed of? I'll be dead then, so I won't care.


I agree. Were it not for my grisly fate I wouldn't care what happened to my body. I'd prefer it be donated to science to be most helpful or have my organs donated to other people. But I think it comes down to what your loved ones want.
 
Yeah. I would say donating my body to science, then cremation is the way I'm gonna choose to go. Just makes more logical sense.
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Used for scientific research, please.
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Into multiple personality disorder, perhaps?

Originally posted by King By-Tor King By-Tor wrote:

I was thinking more like this


Great denoument from my favorite Coen Brothers film; good-ish idea for disposal, but a tad messy, don't ya think?

Mind you, you could set up the wood-chipper's nozzle to go through a less favoured neighbour's letter box, I guess... Give them something to remember you by

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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I love the blood spatter on the lovely white snow. Such symbolism!!



I think that's actually just a video of the admins disposing of the bodies of spammers
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Nah - we just starve Tony for a few days, then throw them in his cage

Quote I love the blood spatter on the lovely white snow


You should see the floor around the cage

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Viking funeral for me. I dread to think what the carbon footprint will be, but I'm doing what I can to keep it down now to offset it.
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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I would like to be buried.
In heaven, everything is fine
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Viking...it'd be nice to go out like Beowulf!
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I want to be paraded around town in a Santa outfit every Christmas.
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Send me to glory in a Glad Bag,
Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones.
Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday,
Let the sanitation local bear me home.
 
/obscure
 
When you die,
You stop drinking beer.
When you die,
You stop being here.
When you die, some people cry.
When you die, we say goodbye.
 
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I want to be cremated and then my ashes baked into a cake. YAY!

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victim of a cannibal sex orgy please 
rotten hound of the burnie crew
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Blasted into space.
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 11 2009 at 15:53
Originally posted by Visitor13 Visitor13 wrote:

I want to be paraded around town in a Santa outfit every Christmas.


Sure you wouldn't rather be part of "Bodies... The Exhibition"?

http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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