The Shed

Surely it would be more British to send one's servant to do the survey for one

"Jenkins, you're going outside, and I daresay you may be some time...

...so make me a cup of tea and a hot water bottle before you go"

some weeks later  the radio crackles into life...

Edited by mystic fred - March 02 2009 at 10:22

She'll never last. We all know women have to have the central heating on at ridiculous degrees Centigrade throughout the year.

Jim, is there any more room in your hiding place?

  Been in Norfolk for a few days so have a scrambled egg-head................ I'm an open doors and woolly jumper kinda chick myself............... so we have a servant in the shed now? a man servant? some one get him to pour me a large one eh? 

caught U2 on Letterman tonight..what a great, great band, still all these years

sorry, get back to the shedspeak

"Am I buggin ya?  I don't mean to bug ya."

Jim Garten wrote: ...or would you prefer a fruit based soft drink, Rach? +

Are hops fruit? 

Dean wrote: Many, many years ago (1981) whilst home from Uni for the weekend I was a little surprised to hear the sound of U2 blasting 11 o'clock Tick Tock with surprising clarity from the next village. Quickly realising that they had made an unannounced and unscheduled visit to the Greenbelt Christian rock festival, we jumped in the car and raced over there (free entry for locals ) to catch the major part of their sadly brief set.

S'funny you should say that, Dean.

Around 1981/2 when I had just moved away from Deptford S.E. London, I thought that I'd pay a visit to the Deptford Summer Music Festival. We were all awaiting performances from various members of Squeeze,Alternative TV,Here and Now, Misty in Roots, Fabulous Poodles etc. when, unanounced, New Order took the stage for a brief set.
They cheered us up with rousing renditions of In a Lonely Place,Everythings Gone Green and Ceremony...Ah! thems were the days

I watched that too............ although the programme made me sleepy.........YAWN................................

mine's a pint please Jim if you're at the bar!

 Heavens no Jim - there's dozens of ideas they haven't thought of yet

• How To Look Good In A Potato Sack.
• It's Not Easy Thinking Up New Ideas For A Third Series.
• Great Railway Sidings of Our Time.
• Three Men In A Pub.
• Grumpy Old Men Laugh All The Way To The Bank.
• Oz and James Get Pissed.
• Oz and James Get Pissed Again.
• Grow Your Own Beer.
• One Chav and His Pit-Bull.
• Nick It!
• Ready, Steady, Microwave.
• Michael Palin's Butlins Adventure.
• A Science/Nature Programme With Kate Humble In It (subject unknown, format unknown, who cares what it's about, no one's paying attention to the subject matter).
• An Arts/Music Programme With Fearne Cotton/Lauren Laverne In It (see above).
• Fogle's Wood-land Advanture.
• Wrist-watch With Bill Oddie.