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Padraic ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
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The T ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 16 2006 Location: FL, USA Status: Offline Points: 17493 |
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That was a win-win situation! Either you could have sex with a hot woman or sued her for harassing you, you being her subordinate!
(I've seen that sh*ty atrocious movie "disclosure" more times than it deserves...
![]() About the penis picture... well.... did it have to be a CHEF?! It just doesn't sound right....
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Leningrad ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991 |
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Well let's just say I got as far as the nurse who was delivering me
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Henry Plainview ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 26 2008 Location: Declined Status: Offline Points: 16715 |
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Well she moved to another department so I don't see her much anymore, and she's also getting married. :( She also used to say "Yes massa!" to her supervisor when he told her to do stuff (she is biracial and he is black), and he would just shake his head and say "There is something wrong with that girl."
It had to be the chef because the chefs are the crazy ones. You have to be a little bit off to choose such a relentlessly demanding profession. And to be fair, he warned me. He said, "This is a picture of my penis on my phone" and then held it up, but because of my videogame trained reflexes I couldn't look away from a screen. Edited by Henry Plainview - February 15 2009 at 22:42 |
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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stonebeard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
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Ahh, but seriously f**k you to hell for bringing this sh*t up again and reminding me that I have never been loved by anyone outside of my immediate family.
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Henry Plainview ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 26 2008 Location: Declined Status: Offline Points: 16715 |
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Come on, you said you were listening to electronic music, won't you oonce oonce with me? I'll be Haddaway, you can be the sexy vampire who runs down the stairs backwards. At least I think she's a vampire, I have never been able to figure out what is going on.
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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someone_else ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: May 02 2008 Location: Going Bananas Status: Offline Points: 24621 |
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This kind of questions is a bit too personal, even answered when under a veil of relative anonimity.
I'm not the kind of person to cherish any secrets, but for this things a histographic mouse click is already too much...
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67448 |
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So it's the last option, then? ![]() |
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someone_else ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: May 02 2008 Location: Going Bananas Status: Offline Points: 24621 |
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^^^Well, I have a wife and a daughter. And I don't send hidden messages... Edited by someone_else - February 16 2009 at 06:15 |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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Passionist ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: March 14 2005 Location: Finland Status: Offline Points: 1119 |
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Unlike me, I did it in 2005. 17 I guess, back then, or just turned 18, as I remember driving a car at some point.She was cute my curent is better. It was nice, now it's better. I still get the occasional rash from the rubber, but seeing my girlfriend only at weekends, 4-5 condoms a week is still cheaper than the pills Edited by Passionist - February 16 2009 at 08:56 |
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Vibrationbaby ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6898 |
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I was 3 years old. I was a fast learner.
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Queen By-Tor ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 13 2006 Location: Xanadu Status: Offline Points: 16111 |
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and according to that poll my suspicions were correct - I lost it at 17! And was the last to post in that thread, apparently ![]() |
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pianoman ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February 28 2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 793 |
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Haha, a few months ago and Im 16, 17 in April. Im still dating the girl too!
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Jozef ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: June 17 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 2204 |
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19, it was with my current girlfriend who I've been dating the past 9 and a half months
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Negoba ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 24 2008 Location: Big Muddy Status: Offline Points: 5210 |
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That was a while ago, let's see, it must have been before my daughter was born.....no that was the last time I had sex not the first time. You yungun's.....gettin' all wiggy.
I do remember it being quite a bit later than I would have liked it to have been.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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TheCaptain ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 04 2009 Location: Ohio, USA Status: Offline Points: 1335 |
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Do dreams count?
Edit: Apparently my previous post was too offensive so I changed it. Edited by TheCaptain - February 18 2009 at 16:08 |
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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easytargets ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 12 2008 Location: Cantabria Status: Offline Points: 843 |
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The same (and shame) goes for me
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The water rushes over all
cities crash in the mighty wave; the final man is very small, plunging in for his final bathe |
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Petrovsk Mizinski ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: December 24 2007 Location: Ukraine Status: Offline Points: 25210 |
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Can't exactly reset the poll results though, since what I wanted was to see how it would turn out from starting fresh. |
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Vompatti ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67448 |
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Hang on a second . . . I think it's happening . . . mmm . . . right . . . n o w . . . . . . mmmm . . .mmmmmmmm . . . mmmmm . . . AAAAAAAAAAAHBBUBUAHAH-HAHA-HAH-HA-HAHH.AHAHHa.HAHAhahahahh ha! !! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! !
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