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The average foot has 250,000 sweat glands.
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There's no such thing as an average foot.
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2008 at 23:19
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

There's no such thing as an average foot.


Sure there is, its about 12 inches.

Or about 30 centimeters.

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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2008 at 16:09
Originally posted by Tapfret Tapfret wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

There's no such thing as an average foot.


Sure there is, its about 12 inches.

Or about 30 centimeters.

Average foot = the sum of the length of every existing foot / the number of existing feet.

Right?

But there's no such thing as the length of a foot! First of all, there's no way to tell which particles are part of my foot and which particles are part of the air around my foot. If I can't tell which particles are part of my foot, I can't measure it. And if it's not possible to measure one foot (because it's not possible to know where the foot ends), how is it possible to calculate the sum of the length of every foot?

-> There's no such thing as an average foot.
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^ The simplest way is to stand in some mailable substance, such as mud, and then measure the resultant impression, thus eliminating the problem of the air/foot boundary.
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

^ The simplest way is to stand in some mailable substance, such as mud, and then measure the resultant impression, thus eliminating the problem of the air/foot boundary.

But what about the mud/air boundary?
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^ Ah, that's the clever bit - by making a negative of the item to be measured, the inverted foot/air boundary (or mud/air boundary as it technically has become) now compensates for the mud/ruler boundary and so the error is negated.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2008 at 17:03
So there is an average foot after all! This must mean there's also an average hand, an average nose and an average ear. Smile Two average ears, actually.

Edited by Vompatti - September 21 2008 at 17:03
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You could put your in a vacuum.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 24 2008 at 16:42
How do I become less known? It would be really cool to not be known by anyone.
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Run for president.
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Originally posted by progaeopteryx progaeopteryx wrote:

Run for president.
Nah, let him do his own running, I'm too tired.Sleepy
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I only have average feet. Is there any chance for me to become well-known?
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LOL This thread is one of a kind! 
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I want to marry a female pianist.
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if the size of an average foot is 12 inches I'll eat my socks
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:13
There is no average foot.
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ah but there are average socks, you see where I'm going with this?
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:28
It depends what you mean by average. Sure, you can say: "These socks are just average", but it would be absurd to say: "These are the average socks."
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Points: 65289 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 11 2009 at 16:56
I would never say "these socks are just average" in front of a pair of socks, that would be hurtful and unnecessary
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