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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 11:44
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

let's not forget Cockville, Arizona




well OK I made that up


Some of the American placenames you just can't make up: >here< LOL
 
the place...Missouri...
a lost motorist stops by a Police car and says...
" excuse me , i'm looking for Knob Lick.."  Big smile
 
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..."keep your hands on the car while we cuff ya... jerk " Ouch
 
 
 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 14:30
http://www.rudebritain.co.uk/thebook.asp
 
Shall we call a halt to this now folks. Surely we in the shed have a bit of maturity? Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 14:38
Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

http://www.rudebritain.co.uk/thebook.asp
 
Shall we call a halt to this now folks. Surely we in the shed have a bit of maturity? Smile


Nope, my signature is still amusing me. WinkLOLEmbarrassed

Speaking of which... I have actually read Crap Towns by the same publisher. Embarrassed

If you live in Kingston-upon-Hull then you won't want to read it.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 15:19
Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

http://www.rudebritain.co.uk/thebook.asp
 
Shall we call a halt to this now folks. Surely we in the shed have a bit of maturity? Smile
 
I think the only thing that has any maturity in here is that lump of cheddar on the table.
 
If there is any maturity in the shed I certainly don't want to catch it!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 15:25
^Cheddar?? Own up. Who ate all the Shropshire Blue? I was looking forward to that with some cream crackers Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 15:50
Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

Own up. Who ate all the Shropshire Blue? I was looking forward to that with some cream crackers Angry
 
Ahhh...'twas I..Embarrassed
 
I must say, it went down rather well with that bit of beetroot I found...Ermm
 
 
 
 
ooops...Embarrassed
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 16:03
Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

Originally posted by limeyrob limeyrob wrote:

Own up. Who ate all the Shropshire Blue? I was looking forward to that with some cream crackers Angry
 
Ahhh...'twas I..Embarrassed
 
I must say, it went down rather well with that bit of beetroot I found...Ermm
 
 
 
 
ooops...Embarrassed
 
I'd have it with oatcakes (Scottish rather than Staffordshire) but to each their own...
 
Jared - to the cheese shop this instant!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2009 at 16:07
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

 
Jared - to the cheese shop this instant!!!
 
I guess you've heard the joke about the deli which sells a cheddar cheese so strong that it numbs the roof of your mouth, from under the counter?...Wink
 
well believe me, in Kington, we have a Butcher's which does just that... if you ask for some, he feels duty bound to ask whether you have had it before and to advise you of its strength...LOL
 
believe me, its good stuff... you can't taste anything else for about an hour afterwards...Embarrassed


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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2009 at 12:56
Must be similar to that Octuple Gloucester mentioned by Pynchon.Big smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2009 at 14:37
Some folk will be thinking "Oh no, not cheese again!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 01:06
"Oh no, not cheese again!"
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 02:27
Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

 
Jared - to the cheese shop this instant!!!

I guess you've heard the joke about the deli which sells a cheddar cheese so strong that it numbs the roof of your mouth, from under the counter?...well believe me, in Kington, we have a Butcher's which does just that... if you ask for some, he feels duty bound to ask whether you have had it before and to advise you of its strength...LOL
believe me, its good stuff... you can't taste anything else for about an hour afterwards...Embarrassed


Now that sounds like my kind of cheese - Give me a few ounces of that, some grapes, a good apple & some decent pickled onions & I'll be a happy bunny

As a bonus, I'll also be able to strip paint with my breath afterwards

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 02:48
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

 
Jared - to the cheese shop this instant!!!

I guess you've heard the joke about the deli which sells a cheddar cheese so strong that it numbs the roof of your mouth, from under the counter?...well believe me, in Kington, we have a Butcher's which does just that... if you ask for some, he feels duty bound to ask whether you have had it before and to advise you of its strength...LOL
believe me, its good stuff... you can't taste anything else for about an hour afterwards...Embarrassed


Now that sounds like my kind of cheese - Give me a few ounces of that, some grapes, a good apple & some decent pickled onions & I'll be a happy bunny

As a bonus, I'll also be able to strip paint with my breath afterwards


Sounds delicious Jim, but no bread?  Please.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 03:01
A good alternative to bread or crackers is a slice of rich fruit cake (or buttered malt loaf) - the sweetness goes really well with a sharp cheese.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 03:02
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 03:03
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:



Sounds delicious Jim, but no bread?  Please.

 
ahh there you are..!
 
I wondered where all your furniture from the hang had gone... I see you've moved it into here...
 
do you need a hand with that chaise longe??...EmbarrassedLOL


Edited by Jared - January 26 2009 at 04:42
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 04:07
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
2009 THE YEAR OF THE OX!
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 04:44
Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
2009 THE YEAR OF THE OX!
 
 
Chung hoy fat choy!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 04:50
Don't you mean Chow Yun-Fat, he who was in Crouching Giraffe, Hidden Elephant?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2009 at 06:23
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!
 
 
 
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