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Syzygy 
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 Posted: January 22 2009 at 04:12 |
 fandango wrote:
^^ Beethoven 9, Mendelssohn 5, Mozart 41... |
That puts the precocious young Austrianat the head of the table - another impressive performance, he looks truly unstoppable!
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chopper
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 06:44 |
Only in The Shed would you find a series of jokes about Chamberlain and the break out of WWII! Makes a change from fart gags I suppose.
Glad to see that fandango guy's not round now, I never liked him.
Oops. 
Just writing some garbage to see if my new title's in place yet.
Edited by chopper - January 22 2009 at 06:45
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:01 |
chopper wrote:
Glad to see that fandango guy's not round now |
But who's this 'Jared' n00b? Over 9000 posts & he only appeared in the last couple of days 
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Jared
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:02 |
^^oh, goodness...not another one... 
there are far too many idle, good-for-nothing 'Honorary Collabs' clogging up this forum, with their 'I've earned the right to swagger my 5 star arse around here, 'cos I used to make a few decisions...' attitude.. 
well, as far as I'm concerned, if you want to be put out to graze, then you should be reduced to being a Senior Oik, who we can talk about in the 'Abuse' thread...
nice one, Alan... |
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:03 |
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Jared
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:04 |
Jim Garten wrote:
But who's this 'Jared' n00b? Over 9000 posts & he only appeared in the last couple of days |
I'm afraid 'fanny' dangled... 
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:09 |
Alas poor Fanny - I knew him, Horatio...
Who the bloody hell's Horatio Damn these voices 
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chopper
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:17 |
Jared wrote:
^^oh, goodness...not another one...
there are far too many idle, good-for-nothing 'Honorary Collabs' clogging up this forum, with their 'I've earned the right to swagger my 5 star arse around here, 'cos I used to make a few decisions...' attitude..
well, as far as I'm concerned, if you want to be put out to graze, then you should be reduced to being a Senior Oik, who we can talk about in the 'Abuse' thread...
nice one, Alan... |
Well, "Honorary" sounds like someone who just sits around making snide remarks without contributing anything useful, whereas "Bands Submissions Manager" sounds like I should actually be doing some work, so I got it changed.
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chopper
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:20 |
chopper wrote:
Jared wrote:
^^oh, goodness...not another one...
there are far too many idle, good-for-nothing 'Honorary Collabs' clogging up this forum, with their 'I've earned the right to swagger my 5 star arse around here, 'cos I used to make a few decisions...' attitude..
well, as far as I'm concerned, if you want to be put out to graze, then you should be reduced to being a Senior Oik, who we can talk about in the 'Abuse' thread...
nice one, Alan... |
Well, "Honorary" sounds like someone who just sits around making snide remarks without contributing anything useful, whereas "Bands Submissions Manager" sounds like I should actually be doing some work, so I got it changed. |
I asked to be made The Shed Admin responsible for deleting meaningless twaddle, then I realised that would be most of my posts gone.
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Man Erg
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:22 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Who the bloody hell's Horatio |
Didn't he have a similarly named sister called Fela...
No! I won't go there. 
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Jared
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:28 |
Man Erg wrote:
Didn't he have a similarly named sister called Fela...
No! I won't go there. |
***.... 'tasteless quote of the week' nomination...
maybe we do need a Shed Admin, Alan...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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mystic fred
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:28 |
"Well, "Honorary" sounds like someone who just sits around making snide remarks without contributing anything useful"....
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....gissajob..... 
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Dean
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:31 |
Jared wrote:
Man Erg wrote:
Didn't he have a similarly named sister called Fela...
No! I won't go there. |
***.... 'tasteless quote of the week' nomination...
maybe we do need a Shed Admin, Alan...
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tasteless? well, I'll take your word for it - I have no desire to find out
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What?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:33 |
I was Honorary until I became Admin - now I just sit around in the Admin office making snide remarks without contributing anything useful 
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Jared
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:33 |
I'm waiting for Mr Erg to become an 'honorary', too...not sure how he has the audacity to hang on to that title, and confuse all these poor little site monitors.....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Man Erg
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:37 |
Jared wrote:
I'm waiting for Mr Erg to become an 'honorary', too...not sure how he has the audacity to hang on to that title, and confuse all these poor little site monitors..... |
I did offer to give it back but there were no takers.
I left my badge in reception but it must have melted or been eaten.
Goes to show eh!
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Jared
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 07:40 |
Jim Garten wrote:
I was Honorary until I became Admin - now I just sit around in the Admin office making snide remarks without contributing anything useful |
I think the idea was to divert you out of the main forums, but sadly it backfired...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 08:51 |
You shouldn't mention Jim and backfiring in the same post.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 09:16 |
chopper less than a page ago... wrote:
Makes a change from fart gags I suppose |
And here we are full circle again 
Edited by Jim Garten - January 22 2009 at 09:17
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chopper
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 10:15 |
Well, I thought we'd had enough intellectual jokes. My head was beginning to hurt.
Anyway, how do you know it wasn't a car exhaust reference?
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