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Poll Question: Which of these is your favorite?
Poll Choice Votes Poll Statistics
3 [6.82%]
2 [4.55%]
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3 [6.82%]
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5 [11.36%]
2 [4.55%]
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1 [2.27%]
7 [15.91%]
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The Crazy Cat Lady - perhaps because she reminds me of the Log Lady from Twin Peeks.
 
I think I met The Comic Book Guy in comic book store Santa Clara - I innocently asked about some Sandman figurines advertised on a poster behind the counter. In a very condescending voice he replied "It clearly says on the poster - available in the Fall" - I pointed to a Star Wars Poster on the wall next to it and asked when that film was due for release. Stern Smile
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Big smile Mr Montgomery Burns, without hesitation. Thumbs Up
 
I LOVE his speech patterns, and all of his hopelessly outdated historical references ("invest in Amalgamated Spats," "take the 2:10 trans-Atlantic auto-gyro," etc, etc, etc.
 
Plus he's heartless ("Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves." Then to Smithers, after The Ramones insult him in song: "Have the Rolling Stones killed!" Smithers: "But sir, those aren't the Rolling St..." Burns: "Do as I say!") -- what's not to like?
 
There are many great, well-developed characters, though. Two more include Otto (yelling "Zeppelin!" as his last word, as his bus drifts out to sea LOL Lisa at the concert: "something smells like Otto's jacket" LOL) and Moe ("Hello, I'm your host, Moe Syzlac -- or as the ladies call me 'hey you in da bushes deah!'")
 
"Comic Book Guy" is great, too -- something tells me he'd fit right in here on PA....Wink


Edited by Peter - January 18 2009 at 21:57
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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All these classic characters and the Cat Lady is leading?  what gives, she isn't a bad character but is one trick pony and the bulk of her existence has been in the dark ages of The Simpsons.  I went with Ralph but after my finger hit the button I knew Moleman should have gotten my vote.  Good Moleman to you.


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Chief Wiggum might have, after Homer, the most one-liners of the show. Love that character.
 
"Oh yes? Lucky we where at this cabaret!"
 
"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless"
 
"Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit. "
"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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Originally posted by el böthy el böthy wrote:

Chief Wiggum might have, after Homer, the most one-liners of the show. Love that character.
 
"Oh yes? Lucky we where at this cabaret!"
 
"This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless"
 
"Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit. "
 
"Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown."
 
Lou: "Gosh Chief, those dogs seem pretty angry"
Chief Wiggum: "Yea I've been teasing them, starving them, singing off key. Mo mi ma mo, mo mi mo mi, mo.."
 
"The baby looked at you?"
 
Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
Chief Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot. Call in a code 8.
Lou: [on the radio] We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.
 
Chief Wiggum: All right, where's Sideshow Bob and that guy who uh, eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner: I'm right here, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: OK, then. Where's Sideshow Bob?
Prisoner: Eh, he ran off.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, great. Well, if anyone asks, I uh, beat him to death.
 
Chief Wiggum: Book 'em, Lou.
[points to the bear]
Chief Wiggum: One count of being a bear.
[points to Barney]
Chief Wiggum: And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.


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^ another Wigum quote appears in 'Rent-A-Cop' from Zimmer's Hole's Bound By Fire...
 
"Doughnuts...I got doughnuts...I got...
Hey! I know you!"
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I´ve voted for Barney as I am a beer lover too.
From those missing here I am thinking ´bout Dr.Frink and
Grandpa´s Simpson white bearded friend.Just can´t remember
his name.
The water rushes over all
cities crash in the mighty wave;
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe
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Jasper Beardly (liked him better without the last name)
 
"Damn fools! Drive Thru's not for a-parking."
 
"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."
 
"It's an old fashion hole diggin'. Bygar, it's been a while."
 
"Moon Pie, what a time to be alive."
 
And My Favorite:
"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."


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I´ll never forget: My beard!! I´ve my beard broken!!!
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

And My Favorite:
"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."


LOL

That was SUCH a good episode. ClapClapClap
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Originally posted by MovingPictures07 MovingPictures07 wrote:

Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

And My Favorite:
"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."


LOL

That was SUCH a good episode. ClapClapClap


I used that line in class once.

No one laughed.  Not. One. Person.

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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by MovingPictures07 MovingPictures07 wrote:

Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

And My Favorite:
"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."


LOL

That was SUCH a good episode. ClapClapClap


I used that line in class once.

No one laughed.  Not. One. Person.

Stern Smile
 
Wow, how could nobody get that?  What a bunch of dunces, kids these days.


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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:

Originally posted by MovingPictures07 MovingPictures07 wrote:

Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

And My Favorite:
"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."


LOL

That was SUCH a good episode. ClapClapClap


I used that line in class once.

No one laughed.  Not. One. Person.

Stern Smile
 
Wow, how could nobody get that?  What a bunch of dunces, kids these days.
I use that line every 36 seconds... it never gets old
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Barney Gumble. What a character!
'Hello Mrs. Simpson. Can Homer come out to play?'


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Come on guys.  No more love for the bully?

(about to beat up Martin for being made king in the medieval festival)
Mrs Krabappel: Not so fast Nelson! You're one of King Martin's Guards… HA HA!!!
Nelson: You'll pay for this… (bows) My liege.

Nelson: Ha-ha!  Fight lupus!

Milhouse: Hey, I'm very passionate about the planet.
Nelson: [raises fist] Say global warming is a myth!
Milhouse: It's a myth!  Further study is needed!
Nelson: [punches Milhouse] That's for selling out your beliefs!




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What is this Simpsons thing you are all talking about?

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Originally posted by Epignosis Epignosis wrote:


Milhouse: Hey, I'm very passionate about the planet.
Nelson: [raises fist] Say global warming is a myth!
Milhouse: It's a myth!  Further study is needed!
Nelson: [punches Milhouse] That's for selling out your beliefs!



That one always gets me. LOL
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Troy McClure:
 
Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."
 
Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge."
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