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manofmystery
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Posted: January 09 2009 at 14:01 |
dude wrote:
why was i born on july 15? |
because your parents got it on around 9 months earlier
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Time always wins.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 13 2009 at 19:12 |
Has this been asked before?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 13 2009 at 20:41 |
Are you asking me?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 13 2009 at 20:42 |
Who, me?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 14 2009 at 19:52 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 14 2009 at 20:08 |
How can I tell if my bones are where they should be?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 15 2009 at 20:00 |
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 15 2009 at 20:06 |
They can't own it straight down, they have to own the sector slice, as if the world was a pie in 3-D, right?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 15 2009 at 20:06 |
Do I own the air that I breathe? If not, who am I stealing it from?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 16 2009 at 07:33 |
Will I regret posting a stupid question when I'm 80?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 16 2009 at 11:34 |
Will you post it now or when you're 80?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 16 2009 at 19:54 |
Post what?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 17 2009 at 16:00 |
Post Scriptum.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 18 2009 at 10:00 |
You can put that in the mail?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 18 2009 at 10:13 |
The monks had an e-mail in the 14th century???
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TheCaptain
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Posted: January 18 2009 at 11:31 |
Time for some answers.
Vompatti wrote:
Has this been asked before?
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No
progaeopteryx wrote:
Are you asking me?
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No
Vompatti wrote:
Who, me?
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Couldn't be. Then who?
progaeopteryx wrote:
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Food
Vompatti wrote:
How can I tell if my bones are where they should be?
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If you haven't rolled the bones then they are where they should be.
progaeopteryx wrote:
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
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Vompatti wrote:
They can't own it straight down, they have to own the sector slice, as if the world was a pie in 3-D, right?
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Yes.
Vompatti wrote:
Do I own the air that I breathe? If not, who am I stealing it from?
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No. Me.
progaeopteryx wrote:
Will I regret posting a stupid question when I'm 80?
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You will die at 79 then be reborn at 81. This question is irrelevant to your situation.
Vompatti wrote:
Will you post it now or when you're 80?
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See above.
progaeopteryx wrote:
Post what?
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Your stupid question (assuming you have only one).
progaeopteryx wrote:
You can put that in the mail?
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You're thinking of "scrotum" not "scriptum." And yes, but only if you use FedEx.
Vompatti wrote:
The monks had an e-mail in the 14th century???
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Yes. It was sent by a time-traveler.
Edited by TheCaptain - January 18 2009 at 11:32
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 18 2009 at 20:09 |
Are those answers?
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TheCaptain
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Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:46 |
Is that really a question?
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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June
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Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:51 |
How did both a Swedish and a German band get into my Italian prog tagged radio on last.fm?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 19 2009 at 18:58 |
They are on holiday?
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