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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 06:49
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

We could get a good sit-com school together here:

Psycho Freeman (PE)
Bananas Fyffe (Deputy Head)
Mr Pratt (Deputy Head #2)
Ms Ruff (PE)
Ms callas (PE)
Blinky Freeman (Deputy Head - ret.)
Mr Bland (History)

Face it - the Education Minister is Ed Balls (sadly, he was never a teacher) & we could install our very own Peter as Head Of English (and 'colouring in')

It would be 'Please Sir' all over again... Vicky & Rachel could wear their school uniforms...







Add to that the name of one of our science teachers, Mr Robert Sole...Yep! Honest! Mr R.Sole. Also, my English teacher Mr. Lawrence 'Spunky' Seaman.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 06:51


For some reason that reminds me we had a music teacher in junior school called Mr Hoar (alas we were too young/naive to capitalise on that one)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 06:52
This sit-com has just got to be made!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 06:55
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:



For some reason that reminds me we had a music teacher in junior school called Mr Hoar (alas we were too young/naive to capitalise on that one)



We had a sports teacher called Mr. Hoar.He played football for the then Southern League team,Weymouth Town. 'Frosty was his nickname of course. He was into quite a bit of prog'. His favourite bands were Trace,Ekseption and Alquin! Now there's niche for ya.A sports teacher almost exclusively into Dutch prog rock.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 07:11
And was it just my school, but were all art teachers in the 1970's without exception, hippies (we had three art teachers - you've never seen so much cheesecloth )?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 07:21
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

And was it just my school, but were all art teachers in the 1970's without exception, hippies (we had three art teachers - you've never seen so much cheesecloth )?




We had two sets of teachers that were polar opposites.

One set were tweedy and looked as though thay had fought for their country in the 1st Boer War.The male teachers weren't any better.There was more ink on their shirts and jackets than than there was in the many pens that they clipped to their jacket breast pockets.
These were mainly history,geography and music teachers

The other group of teachers were definately hippies.These were mainly art and drama teachers.Saying that;The biggest hippy of the lot was 'Big Phil' the lab tech.He did a roaring trade in bootleg and knock-off albums.

One supply teacher who taught art was also a part-time member of Liquid Lens Lensmen,Hawkwind's lighting crew! He is now head of the Wetlands Trust!

Our drama teacher,Mr 'Nosey' Parsons, wanted to stage a play based on Fairport's, 'John Babbacombe Lee'.

Thems woz da daze!   

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 07:39
Our Drama teach Mr DaSilva was the full 'Luvvie' wannabe actor - that's when he wasn't trying to get into our environmental studies teacher's underwear - which if you believe certain rumours about a field trip...

Ah - I can smell the chalk dust, disinfectant & over-worn (and under-cleaned) leather-elbowed tweed jackets now

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 07:48
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Our Drama teach Mr DaSilva was the full 'Luvvie' wannabe actor - that's when he wasn't trying to get into our environmental studies teacher's underwear - which if you believe certain rumours about a field trip...


Come on,Jim.Don't beat around the bush...



I'll get me gown.




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 07:53
One of my PE teachers went on to play for the England hockey team at the Olympics (not saying which one for fear of being sued) and he was a right Censored.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 08:17

I  had a PE teacher called Mr Avery who threatened me with the cane for bunking off - i wished he was dead and two months later he dropped dead with a heart attack Confused

*hums Twilight Zone theme do do do do - do do do do..*


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 08:18
I remember someone saying our headmaster (Mr Swallow... ) was on the British coaching squad at the Montreal Olympics in 1976 - which probably meant he drove the coach.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 12:15
One of my old PE teachers, Mr Phelps was an ex Olympic hopeful in track and field. The other one was a former Rugby player and a right.... 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 12:22

One of my Apprentice Masters once knocked out Joe Bugner... unfortunately they were playing rugby at the time.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 14:22
Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:



For some reason that reminds me we had a music teacher in junior school called Mr Hoar (alas we were too young/naive to capitalise on that one)



We had a sports teacher called Mr. Hoar.He played football for the then Southern League team,Weymouth Town. 'Frosty was his nickname of course. He was into quite a bit of prog'. His favourite bands were Trace,Ekseption and Alquin! Now there's niche for ya.A sports teacher almost exclusively into Dutch prog rock.
 
I bet he had loads of mates!
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2009 at 15:25
Check this out - an 82 year old metal fan!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7826717.stm

Could be Jared in a few years time!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2009 at 02:41
I don't know about Jared, but I think I've just had a glimpse into the future - excellent film clip.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2009 at 02:47
I'm looking forward to the day when I can see geriatric punks pogoing to Anarchy In The UK (Zimmer version) at the local Derby & Joan club tea dance.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2009 at 02:50
Bear in mind, the day's not too far away when old peoples' homes will be chock full of aging hippies & prog-heads.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2009 at 02:57
Let's have an old fashioned sing-song around the ol'joanna, 'ere's one you'll all remember:
 
All together now.... Oooooooooo.... in the year 1486 the Malleus first appeared, designed to kill all witchcraft and end the papal fears... sing up!... prescribing tortures to kill the Black Arts...and the Hammer struck hard

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 14 2009 at 05:44
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Let's have an old fashioned sing-song around the ol'joanna, 'ere's one you'll all remember:
 
All together now.... Oooooooooo.... in the year 1486 the Malleus first appeared, designed to kill all witchcraft and end the papal fears... sing up!... prescribing tortures to kill the Black Arts...and the Hammer struck hard

 
 
 
...and say   "they just don't write songs like that anymore..."   Ermm
 
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