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Vompatti
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Posted: December 11 2008 at 17:09 |
I think I've had about eight cups (or mugs) of coffee today, so this is the ninth one, and my heart seems to be beating somewhat faster than usually, almost as if I was sitting really close to a shy red-haired goth girl whom I love, and I was just wondering is it because of the coffee, and if I just keep drinking more and more can my heart explode or something, because I wouldn't want my body to explode and all the stuff inside to spread all over my books and stuff. So is it safe to have one more cup? Or maybe two? Three even??? FOUR????? Is this question even stupid enough?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 09:12 |
How does the pencil suspect?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 13:51 |
How much is life worth in objects?
(Note on the previous coffee-related question from the author of the previous coffee-related question: I made it, by the way. And now for another cup!)
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 18:19 |
How does the congested handbook end a square public?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 27 2008 at 17:06 |
Here's one for all the cannibals here:
Most chickens, when you eat them, taste like a chicken. Most pigs, when you eat them, taste like a pig. What about people? Do they taste the same or do they taste different? (Because most chickens look alike and taste alike and most pigs look alike and taste alike, but most people don't look alike, does this mean that they don't taste alike either?)
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: December 28 2008 at 09:09 |
Can the naive protocol duplicate every timed yard?
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: December 28 2008 at 09:11 |
Vompatti wrote:
Here's one for all the cannibals here:
Most chickens, when you eat them, taste like a chicken. Most pigs, when you eat them, taste like a pig. What about people? Do they taste the same or do they taste different? (Because most chickens look alike and taste alike and most pigs look alike and taste alike, but most people don't look alike, does this mean that they don't taste alike either?)
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As an adult it has been my principle to only taste other consenting adult humans in a sexual manner.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 28 2008 at 09:26 |
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: December 29 2008 at 12:39 |
People taste like the textual affect before a cider.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 29 2008 at 14:18 |
OK I just read this book The Wasteland by Eliot Ness and thought I'd maybe try to write something similar, like something really long with several lines and stuff like that. So, what do you guys thnk I should possibly write about, like a subject for it or maybe the first line and how should I finish it, is it better to put a dot at the end or leave it open, because first I thought I shouldn't put the dot there but then I thought what if the people think that it's unfinished if it ends just like that, do you think they might think just that? And also should I use the big letters when I start a new "thing" or only the little ones? Cos' I really liked to write like Bukowksi, only longer and more symbolistic, if you know what I mean, make it a really long poem with culturral references and such cool things to make the critics give more stars to it. Oh, and the Roman Letters, should I those? I guess what I'm asking is just some structure-things, like what kind of things should I put at the begeinning and end and also in the middle part, any help apereciated, thanxxx already before hand. ^--^ oh and I forgot to still add that I'm going to write it in Finnish so I need a name that sounds good in Finnish also thanx agn.
Edited by Vompatti - December 29 2008 at 14:26
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PetrucciPal
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Posted: December 30 2008 at 15:05 |
Who in here thinks James LaBrie is hot?? lol XD
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For the <3 of John Petrucci!
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: December 30 2008 at 18:59 |
What was that about Roman letters?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 30 2008 at 19:39 |
some poem writers when yhey write a poem that is really look put Roman letters (I, two I's and so on) in between to make it like many little poems that together make a one long poem. They call them Roman letters because the Romanians in the antique times invented them.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: December 30 2008 at 19:43 |
Who is yhey?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 30 2008 at 20:47 |
oh sorry I must have misplelled I meant "they". ("they", being refering to the poem writers obviously.).
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 05 2009 at 19:40 |
What is a stupid question?
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manofmystery
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Posted: January 06 2009 at 00:11 |
Question?
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Time always wins.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 06 2009 at 06:10 |
What is this place? What are all these "members"? If they're the enemy, why am I listed under them also? Is it because I'm working undercover? Am I supposed to blow something up? Why aren't there any tips to tell me what I should do next? Why can't I call some female Chinese person who tells me where to go? And what's the name of this game anyway so I can find a walkthrough? This is why I hate non-linear gameplay.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 07 2009 at 18:29 |
Vompatti wrote:
What is this place? |
A restaurant where there is a lot of cooking and washing dishes.
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What are all these "members"? | The knight waves beneath each debate with sl*g in a sliced racing diesel.
Vompatti wrote:
If they're the enemy, why am I listed under them also? |
Because handbooks glow and smell like Phil Collins.
Vompatti wrote:
Is it because I'm working undercover? | No, a shining rival crawls throughout a repeatable vegetarian.
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Am I supposed to blow something up |
Yes, popsicle sticks and deed ribbons.
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Why aren't there any tips to tell me what I should do next? |
Because tips eat pancakes and we only have golf balls and unwarranted surnames.
Vompatti wrote:
Why can't I call some female Chinese person who tells me where to go? |
You need a phone to do that and all we have are circular graduates and retired oxygen.
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And what's the name of this game anyway so I can find a walkthrough? |
Hilarious Diarrhea IV
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dude
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Posted: January 09 2009 at 08:59 |
why was i born on july 15?
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