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Dean
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:05 | |||
a man after my own heart
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"Yes, get out."
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progmetalhead
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 15 2007 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 2081 |
Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:07 | |||
or my favourite. Put the Sat Nav on and tell them to work it out themselves!!
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limeyrob
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:07 | |||
Indeed. But at least some have a warning sticker in the rear window - Children on board. Presumably this is to alert other drivers that they are likely to do something unexpected at any time, and to overtake them as quickly as possible .
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limeyrob
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:09 | |||
I've always found chloroform a great help
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Angelo
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:11 | |||
Hmmm, chloroform? I wonder if that would've been the solution to the echoing silence in our house these days...
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ISKC Rock Radio
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Dean
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:31 | |||
Whenever I get close enough to read those stickers I get accused of tail-gating
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limeyrob
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 12:40 | |||
Why do people put these type of stickers in their cars. Shouldn't PA print a 'Don't bug me - I'm listening to prog' sticker.
On reflection, probably not. There'll be too many drivers asking you turn up the volume - and that would be a distraction.
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Angelo
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Posted: December 22 2008 at 13:07 | |||
Dean got an ISO Certificate on that last post I guess....
Dean Admin Group Site Admin & Moderator / Crossover Team Joined: 13 May 2007 Location: Wessex Online Status: Online Posts: 9001 Edited by Angelo - December 22 2008 at 13:08 |
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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mystic fred
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Posted: December 23 2008 at 04:04 | |||
aaahhh - car stickers, or "decals" as they call them across the great puddle - i had a collection of these, i even used the obi strip from "Houses of the Holy" as a rear window "sticker" in 73
i used to like the one that said "if you can read this you are driving too close"....many a rear end shunt ocurred because of these, the hapless victim claiming he was too close because he was trying to read the sticker...
any way the shed seems a bit empty, everybody is out battling their way through Tescos or wherever - i'm on holiday now til 5th January 09 - time to catch up on all those little painting jobs, listen to those records and games i received in the post and haven't had time to look at, a mate at college gave me his Epiphone Sheraton to service for him, will pop into the Shed now and then - have left a botle of sherry and a box of mince pies in the cupboard for any wandering souls who care to drop in...
hope everyone has a great holiday and don't get too drunk...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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chopper
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Posted: December 23 2008 at 06:07 | |||
And a Merry Christmas to you too Steve
Here's some beer-related new to brighten our day
At last a victory for common sense.
I love this quote "I would observe in passing that the Portman Group's adjudication refers to 'an aggressive-looking Viking'. History would suggest that there were not really any other sort of Vikings."
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Angelo
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Posted: December 23 2008 at 12:14 | |||
Indeed, Alan - how is that kind of style error called in English?
And Steve - enjoy the painting, and the rest of the christmas holidays! |
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ISKC Rock Radio
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: December 23 2008 at 12:59 | |||
I think their biggest error is putting horns on the Vicking's helmet.
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Padraic
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Posted: December 23 2008 at 13:03 | |||
What is the Portman Group, and why does it matter what they think of the label? |
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Dean
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Posted: December 23 2008 at 13:48 | |||
^ they are a UK brewing industry watch-dog composed of representitives of all the major producers set-up to promote drink awareness and to stop drink driving.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 24 2008 at 02:23 | |||
"representitives of all the major producers" - ie producers of that mass market bilge I'd want no part of, thank you very much If it bothers them that much, here's a nice friendly viking:
No aggression there (still has the horned helmet though ) |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 24 2008 at 02:31 | |||
Anyway - the wine's mulling, the fire's crackling, the tree's shedding (how appropriate), the port's decanting, the beer's stillaging () and the sole power socket in the shed's groaning under the combination of 6 multi-blocks all plugged in at once powering everything from supplementary fridges and tree lights to a semi automated
....it must be Christmas in The Shed. |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 24 2008 at 02:40 | |||
thanks Jim, right back at you from the colonies
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Man Erg
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Posted: December 24 2008 at 02:54 | |||
Thanks, Vicky, Jim and Steve.
This the first opportunity that I've had to pop into the shed in ages. I would like to wish everyone of you Shedders A very merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year See you soon.Keep on keeping on. |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 24 2008 at 03:03 | |||
Christmas in the shed:
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: December 24 2008 at 03:43 | |||
You've unplugged the gramamaphone ag'in - how are we supposed to listen to Pallyass or giggle to Lizzy Winsor's anus 'oribbilus monologue when you've unplugged the gramamaphone?
...no worries, I've found another two-way adapter
Have a good one Sheddies!
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