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chopper
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 07:41 |
I'd like to rant about shoelaces.
I mean, all a shoelace has to do is stayed tied up, so why are they all made out of this slippery stuff that comes undone all the time?
Or is it just me?
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mystic fred
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 08:39 |
they just don't make 'em like they used to
Alan - time you started using velcro or slip -ons - i haven't had to fiddle with laces for years
(possibly a good shed topic..?)
Edited by mystic fred - December 15 2008 at 08:40
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Man Erg
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 09:49 |
chopper wrote:
I'd like to rant about shoelaces.
I mean, all a shoelace has to do is stayed tied up, so why are they all made out of this slippery stuff that comes undone all the time?
Or is it just me? |
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Hi Alan,
If you don't do so already; When polishing your shoes also 'polish' the laces.
The polish adds grip to the material and the lace(s) tends not to cpme undone.
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Dean
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 10:02 |
Man Erg wrote:
chopper wrote:
I'd like to rant about shoelaces.
I mean, all a shoelace has to do is stayed tied up, so why are they all made out of this slippery stuff that comes undone all the time?
Or is it just me? |
Top Tip No. 97
Hi Alan,
If you don't do so already; When polishing your shoes also 'polish' the laces. The polish adds grip to the material and the lace(s) tends not to cpme undone. |
wax is grippy? I would never have thought of that.
You could take the Jasper Carrot approach to guitar tuning (get someone else to tune it and then weld the bugger) - apply a dab of super-glue.
Alternatively - tie a reef knot rather than a granny - aside from the minor problem of not being able to tie a bow in the first place - that was usually the downfall of my lace tying escapades. Then I haven't owned a pair of lace-ups for 40-odd years.
damn, four successive posts on shoe laces and I haven't managed to work 'aglet' into the conversation
Edited by Dean - December 15 2008 at 11:25
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Blacksword
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 10:37 |
chopper wrote:
I'd like to rant about shoelaces.
I mean, all a shoelace has to do is stayed tied up, so why are they all made out of this slippery stuff that comes undone all the time?
Or is it just me? |
No it's not just you. My Timberland shoes come undone all the time. Usually when I'm in a crowd, or generally in a very inconvenient place!
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chopper
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 11:20 |
Man Erg wrote:
chopper wrote:
I'd like to rant about shoelaces.
I mean, all a shoelace has to do is stayed tied up, so why are they all made out of this slippery stuff that comes undone all the time?
Or is it just me? |
Top Tip No. 97
Hi Alan,
If you don't do so already; When polishing your shoes also 'polish' the laces. The polish adds grip to the material and the lace(s) tends not to cpme undone. |
Thanks for the tip Lee. The only problem lies in the phrase "when polishing your shoes". I shall speak to Jeeves forthwith.
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 11:23 |
mystic fred wrote:
they just don't make 'em like they used to
Alan - time you started using velcro or slip -ons - i haven't had to fiddle with laces for years
(possibly a good shed topic..?)
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Hmm, slip-ons. Might resolve the problem with work shoes, but slip-on hiking boots are never a good idea. One of our Scouts went hiking (in Yorkshire in October) in a pair of slip-on trainers (also never a good idea) and lost them both in a two foot deep mud hole. And then went arse over tit into the afore-mentioned mud hole. We managed to retrieve his trainers but they were of course full of mud.
and we still had 6 hours of walking to go.
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limeyrob
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Posted: December 15 2008 at 13:32 |
Why is it that the colon foll wed by a right bracket has become the rep for a smiley face. Surely the normal face is two eyes above an upturned mouth. Does this notation mean that they have died with a smile on their face?? (or sometimes as I have seen one eye shut )
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manofmystery
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Posted: December 18 2008 at 02:31 |
KIDS THESE DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ!!! BURRG! *shakes fist wildly about the air*
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mystic fred
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Posted: December 18 2008 at 07:18 |
manofmystery wrote:
KIDS THESE DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZ!!! BURRG! *shakes fist wildly about the air* |
yes, kidz these days .....they drink too much, smoke too much, spit, swear, commit small acts of vandalism, listen to horrible music, drive their cars waaaaayyyyy too fast and crash them, they have no respect whatsoever for any kind of authority, rude to their parents, so obsessed with sex i fear for these girls' fathers - if they only knew what these spotty geeks were doing to their daughters - lazy, stay in bed all morning, eat all the rubbish food.......
....hang on a minute - that was me when i was a teenager
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 19 2008 at 06:56 |
"that was me..."???
Further on the laces thing, I always find that leather laces if given a good tug once tied up (stoppit.. stoppit... ) rarely come untied until you wish them to.
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Posted: December 20 2008 at 23:58 |
chopper wrote:
I'd like to rant about shoelaces.
I mean, all a shoelace has to do is stayed tied up, so why are they all made out of this slippery stuff that comes undone all the time?
Or is it just me? |
Christ, what shoe laces are you using? I haven't ever had the shoe laces come undone by themselves on my current shoes ever.
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manofmystery
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 00:04 |
go with velcro for caddying purposes in the summer, have failed to make that look "cool" though
on another note:
Some freaky looking idiot on VH1 stole MY DAMN NICKNAME! THAT @#$%^^*&&*((*&^^$$#$^%$^!!!!!!
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 00:08 |
^I don't need velcro, for some the laces that came with my skateshoes just never untie by themselves ever.
And just don't watch, and you won't get angry at guys stealing your nickname:P
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manofmystery
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 00:27 |
HughesJB4 wrote:
^I don't need velcro, for some the laces that came with my skateshoes just never untie by themselves ever.
And just don't watch, and you won't get angry at guys stealing your nickname:P
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but then I wouldn't get to rant!
the velcro was just a side note, have to wear all white shoes for the job and velcros happened to be the cheapest and surprisingly most comfortable white shoes on the market. I suppose I could rant that nobody is following my awesome fashion sense.
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 00:50 |
I was considering making a separate thread for this, but I don't imagine it would be the sort of thing to stay alive for too long without being euthanized. Good old Ranting Room. Now, since I have been mostly away for however long I have been mostly away, I have been reading quite a lot. Guess what I'm reading? Atheist books. Religion, atheism, philosophy, all of this fascinates me. What fascinates me more is how religion cannot be talked about critically and seriously. My years at PA should have made this eye-poppingly obvious, but in any case, now I know. I believe, thoroughly, that taking things on faith is horrific and dangerous. (However, some minor things have to be taken on faith. I cannot spend all of the day investigating whether everything everyone tells me is true or not. This is not the dangerous kind of faith, though.) Is there anything scarier to a rational mind than someone who cannot be guided by reason and who believes in paradise after death? I believe religion is incompatible with science an rationality. Some say that Christianity now is moderate and is compatible with scientific and rational thinking. These people delude themselves. If you do not follow your religion strictly, you do not follow it. You cannot pick and choose which verses to believe, ignoring the horrific ones. Moderates in religion have split personalities, guiding themselves mostly by reason (maybe augmented with some faulty ethics from a book) for most of the week, then for an hour or two on Sunday, listen to a reiteration of their faulty ethics from an authority they should not trust. All who want to tip-toe around religion, never discuss it for fear of offending someone, annoy me greatly. This is surely one of the reasons I get so frequently angry at Prog Archives. You're all intelligent people, and I like you, so it's the perfect setting for discussion. But alas, prog is the order of the day and issues that really matter are given the hard shoulder. I am scared for rationality and for this world. I think I will plan on discussing my athistic agnosticism with my parents after the New Year, and continuing discussing ethics and philosophy with my friends. Do I necessarily want to convert everyone to my position? Yes an no. I want everyone to think rationally and accept facts. Whether that leads them to a different specific place than me doesn't matter.
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manofmystery
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 01:23 |
Is there anything scarier to a rational mind than someone who cannot be guided by reason and who believes in paradise after death?
Yes, the majority of voters, who are in no way guided by reason, and those who believe in paradise provided by government. Let people have their faiths, I assume by your signature that you are a "liberal", which means you make political decisions based on faith instead of reason.
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stonebeard
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 01:30 |
manofmystery wrote:
I assume by your signature that you are a "liberal", which means you make political decisions based on faith instead of reason. |
I am quite liberal, but I'm not a democrat. I should probably get rid of that signature because people always mistake my intentions.
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 01:47 |
stonebeard wrote:
I am scared for rationality and for this world. I think I will plan on discussing my athistic agnosticism with my parents after the New Year, and continuing discussing ethics and philosophy with my friends. |
Oh, so now you're one of those people. It doesn't matter if you think everyone is being irrational and you are just trying to free their minds--the important thing is that most other people think Christopher Hitchens is a jackass. Tyranny of the majority. :P
Yes, prog is the order of the day, discussing serious things on the internet is a waste of time. :P
stonebeard wrote:
manofmystery wrote:
I assume by your signature that you are a "liberal", which means you make political decisions based on faith instead of reason. |
I am quite liberal, but I'm not a democrat. I should probably get rid of that signature because people always mistake my intentions.
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It is odd how seriously some people take a stupid demotivational with a picture photoshopped by a webcomic author...
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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manofmystery
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Posted: December 21 2008 at 23:11 |
was hardly taking it seriously, was just making an reasonable assumption based upon it
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