The Shred Room or The In-Betweeners Club

Epignosis wrote: MovingPictures07 wrote: Bern wrote: King By-Tor wrote: MovingPictures07 wrote: birdwithteeth11 wrote: MovingPictures07 wrote: James wrote: *casts magic missile on Alex* Why me? You were the most vulnerable...and you rolled a nat 1. I didn't even roll yet, you liar. *rolls his d20*... I got an 18. Ha! Magic missles don't miss you idiots! If anything he'd have to do a spellcheck if Alex was a high level with a magic resistance, BUT HE'S NOT. James, roll for damage I had to refrain myself from saying that. Is anyone in this room not a DnD geek? *raises his hand* I'm not. Alex just makes up his own sh*t.

Yep. I'm that awesome.

Bern wrote: James wrote: I use Diplomacy. Your check failed by a big margin so my attitude towards you has changed to Hostile.

Wait, wait, he failed to give us context which could increase or decrease his roll potentially by 3

June wrote: And to prove I'm a girl:   I love Queen, David Gray (among others, of course) and know which sister dies in Little Women.

Proves nothing.  My uncle likes all those things.

Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence title track ftw.

James wrote: King By-Tor wrote: James wrote: King By-Tor wrote: MovingPictures07 wrote: birdwithteeth11 wrote: MovingPictures07 wrote: James wrote: *casts magic missile on Alex* Why me? You were the most vulnerable...and you rolled a nat 1. I didn't even roll yet, you liar. *rolls his d20*... I got an 18. Ha! Magic missles don't miss you idiots! If anything he'd have to do a spellcheck if Alex was a high level with a magic resistance, BUT HE'S NOT. James, roll for damage Rolls... 20! Oooh, a free hit. Rolls... 20! Oooh another free hit... 20! Oooh, you're dead but I have Cleave and because David is next to you, I get a free hit! Rolls... 20! Oooh and rolls. 16! OOoh but you're dead too and another Cleave, so now I get a free hit on Epignosis! Rolls... 2112 Bugger. sorry James, but you can't cleave off a kill from a Magic Missle. Unless you have a crazy feat that I've never heard of. Plus the dmg die for magic missile is d4, not d20 I'm a fighter with Power Attack and Cleave and I'm using 3.5e rules.

sorry, but unless you multiclassed you couldn't have Magic Missile, and unless you had a few levels in it it wold not posses the punch to take Alex to -10, you'd still be at range and you still wouldn't be able to cleave.

can you tell I'm a DM?

June wrote: And to prove I'm a girl:   I love Queen, David Gray (among others, of course) and know which sister dies in Little Women.

I know males that like all those things, and wear dresses.

So what?

Epignosis wrote: June wrote: D&D... wow you guys really are geeks...   Now if you don't mind, I'll go take care of my stamp collection. D&D is useless. With a stamp collection, you can at least mail me a picture. Okay.  I'll stop now.

James wrote: And I erred. Yes, the damage was 4 on the first roll.  Then I switched to my Dwarven War Axe.

if you reach within range to use the axe it will give Alex an attack of opportunity as he sees you coming. Alex, roll to hit.

HughesJB4 wrote: June wrote: And to prove I'm a girl:   I love Queen, David Gray (among others, of course) and know which sister dies in Little Women. I know males that like all those things, and wear dresses. So what?

HARRY!? THAT WAS BETWEEN YOU AND ME!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!

June wrote: Epignosis wrote: June wrote: D&D... wow you guys really are geeks...   Now if you don't mind, I'll go take care of my stamp collection. D&D is useless. With a stamp collection, you can at least mail me a picture. Okay.  I'll stop now.    Another reason why I don't exchange pix with strangers on the net: I once sent mine to some guy I met in a chatroom, and what I got back was 3 pix of his ( well, what I'm assuming was his) bum with a turkey baster up his you-know-what.   True story.   Now I laugh, but at the time, it was enough to teach me a lesson...

That's screwed up.