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chopper
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Posted: November 23 2008 at 13:26 |
No problem Andy, you just need to find a beautiful low-maintenance non-moody Gabriel-loving Tinyfish fan. Shouldn't be too hard.
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A B Negative
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Posted: November 23 2008 at 17:02 |
Atavachron wrote:
does he actually have any teeth left?
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I read that he has a full set but they aren't real...
I went to see them in Glasgow the other week. Along with the expected highpitched EEEEEEEEEEE for a couple of days as my ears complained about the abuse I'd given them, there was a strange OOOOOOOOOOO which I've never exerienced after a loud gig. I'll take earplugs next time.
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"The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar.... Now, that's my idea of a good time."
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 02:49 |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 02:54 |
fandango wrote:
I remember a 'wise' old uncle once telling me that when I started 'courting' (any of you old enough to remember that concept??.....Jim??....) that my penny bun will cost me tuppence... |
My penny bun will cost me tuppence? Although this is an easy concept to grasp & I love the phrase...
...it does sound a bit rude, doesn't it?
dean wrote:
Apparently buying her sausage & chips form the chip-shop in Lydney doesn't count when her master plan of "getting something to eat on the way' involved a nice restaurant with comfy seating and metal cutlery |
Does this mean my taking Vicky to 'Our Mutual Friend' & buying her a couple of nice real ales and a bag of jalapeno crisps doesn't count as a three course meal?
Is this why I'm sleeping in the shed these days?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Syzygy
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 04:21 |
I'm sure there are plenty of rich, beautiful prog loving nymphomaniacs who own their own pubs and are too proud to let their husbands work out there. The important thing is to have standards.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Blacksword
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 04:35 |
chopper wrote:
No problem Andy, you just need to find a beautiful low-maintenance non-moody Gabriel-loving Tinyfish fan. Shouldn't be too hard.
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Yeah right! May as well be looking for a nun in a brothel, then!
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Dean
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 04:41 |
Oh, so that's where they're hiding...
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What?
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mystic fred
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 05:20 |
fandango wrote:
I remember a 'wise' old uncle once telling me that when I started 'courting' (any of you old enough to remember that concept??.. ...Jim??.... ) that my penny bun will cost me tuppence...
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...the modern equivalent could end up costing you £000's, instead of pennies..
hope we're not putting you off, Andy old chap..
btw if you find somebody ask her if she has an older sister...
Edited by mystic fred - November 24 2008 at 05:25
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Jared
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 06:32 |
mystic fred wrote:
btw if you find somebody ask her if she has an older sister...
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or, if I understand your reference, whether her mother is unattached...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 07:07 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 07:18 |
Some people are just soooo fussy.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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chopper
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 07:24 |
Well, I was making an assumption there...
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Dean
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 07:40 |
chopper wrote:
Well, I was making an assumption there... |
and here's one we made earlier...
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What?
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Jared
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 08:33 |
^^please, don't let Ivan see that....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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mystic fred
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 08:51 |
who was it that said the ideal woman was ....a perfect lady in company, a genius in the kitchen and a dirty filthy little b**ch in the bedroom..?
..i never found her, all i got were perfect little b**ches (and i had to do the cooking) ..
Edited by mystic fred - November 24 2008 at 08:52
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 09:17 |
Dean wrote:
and here's one we made earlier...
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That halo doesn't look right - are you sure that's not the official goddess of the European Union?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jared
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 10:14 |
Assuming Mr Erg will call into the Shed at some stage soon, I just wanted to pass on my sincere condolences....
As I mentioned in General Music Discussions, I feel a couple of Hickox purchases coming on, which will be listened to in reverential peace and quiet....
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Blacksword
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 10:51 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Some people are just soooo fussy. |
Not me, dont worry. I would say I was boderline 'desperate'
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Man Erg
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 10:55 |
fandango wrote:
Assuming Mr Erg will call into the Shed at some stage soon, I just wanted to pass on my sincere condolences....
As I mentioned in General Music Discussions, I feel a couple of Hickox purchases coming on, which will be listened to in reverential peace and quiet....
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Very sad Jared. Another brilliant interpteter of RVW's work (Vernon Handley died September 2008) departs this world.
Edited by Man Erg - November 24 2008 at 11:09
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Jared
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Posted: November 24 2008 at 11:19 |
^^ I've been as good as my word, Lee... and just ordered the other two Vols of his Hummel Masses on Chandos, to complete my collection...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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