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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 16 2008 at 15:33
Engraving calms her down, but September...
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Tempos that exceed manliness, must be fake.
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Why don't they make hot dogs smaller so that I can stick them in my nose?
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I've put a big bucket into that ocean.
Let's hope we get some water into it.
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Two famous American film directors, both are river-related. Or maybe not.
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I put a hose in the snake's mouth last night.
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Straight from the gift horse's mouth!
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I put plugs in my book's head.
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I may not know how to grow apples, but I do know this: as long as the Moon drinks the light of the Sun and the River shares its wisdom with the Sea, our love shall remain internally illuminated.
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I remember a day when there was nothing better to do that to xerox one's nose.
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You always make such a mess you know where. Cheese all over the bathtub!
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 27 2008 at 12:07
Dear Marcel.

Thanks for lending me your copy of the Gutenberg Bible. I promised not to underline anything and I didn't. How nice of me! The book got a little wet though, but it was expected, wasn't it? You know how I like to read in the shower.
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It would be a large stretch to get it working at full capacity. Even she knew it, but she kept going anyway.

Eventually, the snake would just urinate on her in the end.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 28 2008 at 05:52
WARNING!

Do NOT read the above post if you're drinking milk near your laptop.
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"I never quote myself."
- Vompatti "I never quote myself."
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But I still quote other people though.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 29 2008 at 10:36
What he said was true: fish do have a different rhythm sense than birds do. do. do dodod dodod do dod do dod do doddod dodod dodod.
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You were definitely asking for it when you emptied your plate of spaghetti into the toilet tank.
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If only we could find the connection between the sonic and the visual sense-data, the essence of them, if we could somehow analyze the experience an sich... but we can't.

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A Note on Getting Hungry and Watching Movies

I've noticed that the more I stay awake, the hungrier I get. In fact, sleeping seems to reduce my hunger. I may be very very hungry when I go to bed, but in the morning I'm not hungry at all or only slightly hungry. This means that if I slept enough I wouldn't have to eat ever again. The problem is that I need to stay awake while watching movies, especially old French ones with Jean-Pierre Léaud in them. If only I could sleep and watch movies at the same time. I wonder if dead people ever get to see movies? They don't get hungry, that's for sure.
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