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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 05:32
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

some yahoos still think the Bank of England is the culprit behind every major world conspiracy
 
You've just given away the plot of Dan Brown's next book!
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:20
Originally posted by Heavyfreight Heavyfreight wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:


Iceland ? - I don't understand what the fuss is all about .....they were open this morning...Ermm


Well I'll bejammed! LOL


Finance ministers were asked to stand down, but I understand they wouldn't Budgen inch

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:22
Originally posted by Heavyfreight Heavyfreight wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

42 days detention knocked back - nationalising the banks - problems with Iceland - it's almost like having a proper Labour government in power!

 

Now we're really in trouble then...


Agreed - the last time that happened, we ended up with Thatcher!

+++runs to the hills+++

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:29
Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

I can never remember the difference between being patronised or being condescended to...
Don't you worry my dear, have this comfy seat and I'll make you a nice cup of tea, how does that sound? We all get a bit muddled some days..........Tongue LOLLOLLOLLOL


Is it any bloody surprise I'm getting muddled? Stock markets going up & down like welts on Max Mosely's bum, banks going down like a chavette on overtime, 24 degree temperatures on a sunny mid October weekend and two shed denizens admitting publicly they watch Crimewatch!

The world's gone mad, I tells ya!

Yes please Rachel, a nice cup of tea would be lovely - any chance of a biccie (or a slice or lardy cake...) too?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:37
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Heavyfreight Heavyfreight wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:


Iceland ? - I don't understand what the fuss is all about .....they were open this morning...Ermm


Well I'll bejammed! LOL


Finance ministers were asked to stand down, but I understand they wouldn't Budgen inch
 
"Easy love, there's the safe way home.
Thankful for her fine fare discount, Tess co-operates".
 
And I remember Bejams as well!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:38
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:



Finance ministers were asked to stand down, but I understand they wouldn't Budgen inch


I'll give 'em a shove for you.............. "Every little helps" eh?


As for lardy cake............. ok, seeing as it's you, oh wise one......... but you know everyone will want a slice (chunk) don't you?



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:39
Leave it with me - I'll make sure the lardy cake gets shared out equitably... honest

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:41
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

And I remember Bejams as well!


Ah - but what about Homefare?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:50
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Leave it with me - I'll make sure the lardy cake gets shared out equitably... honest
Git, you've scoffed the lot again! Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 07:52
Mmmffmffm mmfm mffmmmf!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:08
Looks like we need another lardy cake Rach. Old "Bunter" Garten over there has gone and scoffed the lot again.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:12
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Well we w ere in danger of turning into the 51st state for a while. Maybe we should make them revert to colonial status in return for the bail out Wink


Why the hell not - can't be much worse than our current leadership options.  Ouch

Bring barrels of ale this time instead of tea, though - promise we won't throw 'em overboard.  Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:15
Woo hoo. Now we have a great excuse to waste time in The Shed
 
 

Internet use 'good for the brain'

 
 

For middle aged and older people at least, using the internet helps boost brain power, research suggests.

A University of California Los Angeles team found searching the web stimulates centres in the brain that control decision-making and complex reasoning.

The researchers say this might even help to counter-act the age-related physiological changes than cause the brain to slow down

 

so spending more time in The Shed will stop my brain slowing down and....
 
sorry, what was I saying again?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:24
^ that's all we need - a bunch of middle-age old gits zimmering around going LOL*ROFL*LMFAO*ROFLMAO*HAHA*OMG*WTF*ROTFL*LOLZ*LAWL*PWN*BBQ*N00B*W00T*LMFAO NOOB*L33T*LAWLZ*ZOOMERANG*ZOMG and asploding all over the place. Stern%20Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:27
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:35
Stock markets going up & down like welts on Max Mosely's bum, banks going down like a chavette on overtime,
Please, some of us are not English, what the hell are you talking about? Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:39
Originally posted by glass house glass house wrote:

Stock markets going up & down like welts on Max Mosely's bum, banks going down like a chavette on overtime,
Please, some of us are not English, what the hell are you talking about? Smile


Yes, was that really the best analogy for the stock markets you could come up with Jim?  Confused
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:41
Thanks for the companionship NS.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:47
Originally posted by glass house glass house wrote:

Stock markets going up & down like welts on Max Mosely's bum, banks going down like a chavette on overtime,
Please, some of us are not English, what the hell are you talking about? Smile
 
"chavette" may be an English thing (actually I suspect Jim just made it up) but surely Max Mosely is an international figure?
All this is just an indication of how Jim's mind works.Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2008 at 11:49
I'm too lazy to google the whole lot...........
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